Lol I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh (but I do wish ugo GX would die! They butchered the frickin characters!) so please don't sue me R&R! but I do own C.J.(that's me) and my friend owns Mars(that's Kelsey m.)

Fantasy version:

Seto and Mars (happily married may I add) were sitting outside with their lovely little child Kaiba Jr..

While I was with Ryou (he's my fave character so ya!), my husband, we were casually walking down

the side walk when Kelsey came up and killed my first born daughter, Eryn. I balled my head off until

Ryou ran over to Mars' and Seto's child and killed him. We were even.

One year later: I had my baby! Mars: I had my baby! (Mars' is older) . She had a ghost boy (she didn't really have a baby it's the ghost of Kaiba Jr.!) I had a boy and we named him Ryo Jr. (after his loving daddy). Ryo lil Ryo and I were walking down the sidewalk and Mars came running down the sidewalk with a big (I mean it was firkin huge!) butcher knife. Ryou stepped in front of lil Ryou and saved him from a plastic knife while Seto ran up behind us with a real knife and killed our baby.

I went hysterical. Ryou felt like a piece of shit and Kelsey and Seto laughed their asses off. Kelsey went home and murdered her little "ghost child" by throwing him against a tree.

She told everyone that I killed her first and second born when in actuality I only killed her first born.

Actual happening:

Ok so I'm at Mars' house right now typing this and this is what REALLY happened to our little "babies". Mars and I have the tendency to throw eggs at each other and this is how this WHOLE thing started.

I was getting her cat out off his stroller (yes her cat has a stroller) and she ran out of her house with something in her hands (I thought it was water because it was dripping) she yelled at me to come out side because I was in the garage. I said "no your prolly just goin to thro water at me" she said she didn't have any water so I walked outside and I had to doge the white and yolk of an egg (fun huh?)

So we got the idea to get eggs, put faces on them and name them… Mars got emotionally attatched while we went BACK outside and were going to "kill" our "babies" (they were ONLY EGGS!). we laid them on bricks and were going to squish them. She didn't want to and I didn't want to so we didn't but then I tried grabbing hers because I was goin to thro it in the lake near her house… and I squished it on accident. She went nuts said not to touch it and ran inside. She came back out with ….scotch tape! She did a "procedure" on her beloved Kaiba Jr. and called me a murderer. I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

Then she killed mine. I picked it up and threw I in the lake! (aren't I a wonderful mommy?) she ran back inside and this time I followed.

We have new kids well at least I do she made the ghost of Kaiba Jr. I made Ryou Jr. I brought her dead "kid" over to her along with a trail of scotch tape (left from her running around madly while I stepped on the tape) she threw my 2nd born out of my hands and it splatted against the ground. (I m thinking: O well !) then she threw her ghost against a tree (I think its still there too) we had a LONG LONG argue about how yes I killed one of her eggs but she killed both of mine… we decided it would be funny to write a fan fiction about it so here it is!

I hoped u all liked my murderus and heart fillin fan fic R&R! PLZ!