Fred Flintstone is a Raging Bull
A Flintstones fanfic by Patworx
AN: The following one-shot is a parody of the popular "u fuck my wife" Flintstones clip. If you haven't seen this clip, I suggest finding it on YouTube before reading this fanfic. Enjoy.
Barney Rubble was sitting on the couch watching TV when he heard someone knocking loudly at his door.
"I'll be right there," shouted Barney. He got up, turned off the television and started to head for the door. As he walked closer and closer to the door, the knocking became louder and harder. Eventually, the door broke off its hinges and landed with a thud. Barney gasped. The person who knocked down his door was his best friend Fred Flintstone, who had a furious look in his eyes. Fred marched over the busted door and stood before his best friend.
"Did you fuck my wife?" Fred asked.
"WHAT?" Barney asked back. He couldn't believe his ears.
"Did you fuck my wife?" Fred repeated.
Barney was hurt by Fred's bold accusation.
"Where did you get the balls big enough to ask ME that?" he asked his best friend.
"I'm gonna ask you again!" Fred persisted. "Did you, or did you not?"
Barney was angered that his own best friend would accuse him of such a horrible thing. He raised his hand and poked his best friend in the chest.
"THAT'S A SICK QUESTION, YOU'RE A SICK FUCK AND I REFUSE TO ANSWER YOU?" Barney yelled. "DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOU FUCKING WHACKO?"
Fred punched Barney in the face. Barney stumbled a bit and put his hands to his mouth in pain.
"FUCK YOU!" Fred shouted.
"YOU FUCKING SCREWBALL!" Barney screamed through his fingers.
"FUCK YOUR MOTHER!" Fred yelled back.
Fred then took a gun out his his pocket and shot Barney in the chest, killing him instantly. Fred was arrested later that evening.
The End