Chapter 1
Author/Cam: Does anybody really know what goes on during the hours that Rover isn't bugging you? And how he always manages to get on board the exact same train as you at the exact same time? Well I found the whole damn thing out.
Rover: (Rover is sitting on a recliner with food scattered all around him and he's clicking on a nearby remote while his stomach is wobbling back and fourth) That just may be the last Vanilla Coke. That's a new record! Only five minutes to drink the whole 12 pack! Write that down Mr. Resetti.
Mr. Resetti: (Moans) Why do I always have to do all of your work? Your so god damn lazy Rover! The least you could do is take a shower, gosh.
Rover: Because I'm putting a house over your fuzzy head, Resetti. That may change if you keep giving me lip. And you know for a fact that I bathed last week! So don't say I don't take showers.
Mr. Resetti: (Scoots a bit away from Rover who is still clicking the remote) Umm…isn't it time for you to stalk the next new guy? Hurry up and go so I can come out and torture them about resetting and I can get my pay.
Rover: You never actually told me that that is why you go up there. But whatever, I still think my jobs easier. And more fun when you see them go all pissed off like that you know! (Laughs loudly then gets up and walks slowly and unsteadily up a tunnel)
Mr. Resetti: (Under breath) You know I took a shower last week. Blah, blah, blah! He thinks he's so bad when he's really just really 170 pounds of worthless fat.