A/N: So, I created this little story for fun at first and then I suddenly felt the need to share it, even though it's not really special, I hope you'll be able to enjoy it a little ~
(Disclaimer: The only character that belong to me are the Elia's family character, the others character belongs to their rightful owner ~)
"Arai, you have an assignment!"
That's the stupid words that I, Araiguma, heard in the morning. Really, can't they give me a break for once? Woah, the world is shaking in this beautiful morning.
"Arai, you lazy ass, get up!"
Crash.
"Aw, alright, I'm up you stupid girl"
Yeah, forced to get up at an insane hour ... again. Why am I part of this stupid stinky family's assassination squad? I'm not going to my boss's room directly, I'm going to please my stomach first. I walk in the kitchen greeted with someone putting fire again to our base, stupid cat,
"Oh, such a beautiful fire, can it burn you in the process?"
"Oh, such an annoyed face, my dear. Still so small"
"Fuck off, I'm not THAT small"
He gives me a smile though his smile is ... Let's not talk about this, it's giving me the creeps.
"HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?"
"Breakfast."
"Watching the fire, wondering if I should help it"
"DON'T YOU DARE HELP THE FIRE ARAI, AND YOU!"
The man with an annoying loud voice turned to our cloud guardian.
"MAKE A NORMAL BREAKFAST FOR ONCE!"
"You're asking too much of the cat freak, misty"
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" the two said in unison, ah, such a beautiful headaches was making its way through.
The fire was finally extinguished, probably by our water lady. Well, what is the most surprising here is... That the food is still in perfect condition. I take a plate and just steal his food, he can't stay mad at me forever ~ Then, I hear the speaker for announcement crackle, oh dear god, time to eat a little faster before dying.
"Arai, come to my room fast or face death twice" The message was over after that.
Hey, I have a life too, stop wanting to kill me every damn seconds, stupid boss. I make my way to where I belong, meaning my room. Wait, alright, I'm going to my boss's room, calm down.
Knock, knock.
No answer.
Knock, knock again.
Fuck this.
CRASH.
I just broke the door, oopsy?
"Hello weird boss"
"Hello, idiot Raccoon"
Ugh, here he go, starting with that shitty nickname again.
"So, what's up? I heard you had something for me? Is it a new ring!?"
Okay, I'm just being a little annoying.
"Hope it's something like that or I swear I'm going back to make friendswith my bed"
"No, it's an assignment I have-"
"Aww, boring"
Really, no one really respect the boss, wait, okay, only I do that, but I'm starting to affect the others.
"Would you stop being lazy from time to time? We are in a danger zone. Some stupid people thought it would be funny to steal important document about our family"
"Oh, that's not good, isn't it? Well, for them, we are fine alone."
"Well, they still support us a lot so we can't just give up on them. So, I'm trusting you on this one, you're the best infiltrator here"
He threw some documents and added.
"Here, some informations that might help"
I scanned the document really fast, this ought to be interesting.
"Hmm, it looks quite challenging, but that's what I probably need to stop being the lazy ass I am"
Cough, or not, cough.
"Well, I'll get going, that place is not next door, y'know"
"Don't die on us" I turned to face my boss and I saw worry in his face, dang, sometimes he could be sweet with us.
"Yeah, yeah, I'll try coming back in one piece, thanks for caring though"
I finally leave the room, destination, Italy. I heard it's a beautiful place, but I'm pretty sure it won't beat the super duper beauty of Japan.
"So, what was it about?"
Oh, why did HE need to disturb my thought?
"Fuck off"
Wow, best reply ever I could give, proud of you myself.
"Not friendly today, uh?"
"Please remind me when I was ever friendly to any of you guys?"
"When you're drunk"
"Oh fuck you, that's a banned subject"
I really need to work on these come back and wonderful insults for that lightning dude. Ugh, my head hurts from talking to so much imbecile in the past few hours. Heading back to my room, sadly not to sleep. I dress myself in my uniform, waving proudly the Elia's family crest on the back of this vest that roam to behind my knee, I can even state our dear cat person "It's supposed to stop at the end of your back, but it's because you're so cutely small". Jesus fucking christ, 5"2 is not that small, then I just simply proceeded to put my simple black pants and shoes.
I walk in the stupid confusing hall if your orientation sense is as idiotic as mine. After what seems hours of walking, I finally reach the door leading to freedom. All this just feels weird, why was I sent alone on this? The cold air strike my face, reminding that fall is coming close to an end, guess I'll have to hurry up before falling asleep here.
Oh, isn't it wonderful? After two hours of stupid shitty cold hours of walk, the airport is finally in my sight. Stupid boss that is stinky and doesn't want to "waste" our money on taxi or cars, but he's totally fine with an expensive hotel and a fricking awesome helicopter. My legs want to give away, but I just can't give up yet, even if I honestly want to right now. I walk to the person that takes care of viewing the ticket, which I got earlier.
Great, bad class in a plane, well, let's complain for the most of this paragraph. The person that is asking if I'm hungry every damn occasion she has is annoying as hell, the sun shine way too brightly, the plane is scaring me to death with all the weird sounds it's making, the sky just piss me off as much as my boss. Hmm, I take a look at my watch, three hours left on this plane, ugh so tired ... I think drifting off to sleep wouldn't be that bad.
I wake up exactly when the metallic bird lands, what perfect timing I have. I get up from my seat, saying bye to this hateful experience and picking up my luggage before leaving this place I wouldn't see soon. I have to admit it's really pretty here, but I'm not here to take stupid pictures and the tourist shit. Well, I guess some little picture won't hurt. The look I am given by the people make me want to rip their eyes off and cut their throat open. Only if they knew who I was, they would be scared, but no, the wonderful Arai from the Elia could not be so small to them. I let out a sigh, taking time to get to the hotel, hope it won't be as shiny as the last time.
I'm greeted by a young woman at the reception desk. I'm not in the mood to chit-chat so I practically just shove my ID card in her face, which changes to a scared one. Good reaction, I love this girl. After being given the keys, I give her a low thank you and enter the room I was given. I'm blinded by the room when I enter it, a lot of fancy scrap are around and I was given a king size bed, is that some kinds of way for telling me I'm becoming fat? Guess not, I'm not even able to gain one single pound.
After some hours, I finished analyzing all the important files and my head was just giving me more and more trouble. If you thought I was going to say that I would take pills, you're frickin' predictable. To me, pills are just bullshit, our mind can do the job of healing our body just fine. Talking about job, I'm heading out to get back our precious document
Well, I have to say, this building is really tall, the size would be approximately one of a castle, or it's actually a castle, oh well. Just before sneaking in, I removed my stupid vest that would give me away instantly and hide it in my normal one-strap bag. Oh, that's nice, their halls are confusing as shit too. I wonder how many members of their member are here, probably not a lot as I can see. I hear something frying, alright, I'll only take a little peak, it won't hurt any of us. Well, is that a man? I think it is, have to say his hair are quite blinding, no bad headaches, go away. I don't know when or why, but I think my head was in the cloud for too long because that man as now in front of me, I'm screwed.
"Oh, such a cute little boy ~ What are you doing here, are you lost ~?"
Or not ... But I still answered instinctively.
"What the fuck, I'm not lost nor am I a LITTLE boy"
"What a bad way to talk, are you shy ~? Where do you live?"
"Japan?"
Wow, the award for being stupid goes to me today.
"Woahhh ~ How were you even able to do that?"
"Plane?"
I don't even know why I'm answering.
"Do you want to stay here ~?"
He just simply smile to me, I'm quite confused to that, how can you not even recognized your enemy face?
"VOIII! What is going on here!?"
Ouch, that voice was worse than our mist guardian, please dear god help me, wait, I don't even believe in you, never mind I said that.
"This poor boy got lost, I don't want him to get hurt"
"What the hell Luss!?"
"Just look at his teary eyes"
"What teary eyes?" the two of us asked at the same time.
"Well, whatever! What is your name!?" Ugh, my ears.
"Hum.."
Fuck, do I say my real name? Yes, do it if you want to die in a matter of seconds.
"Look Squalo, he's all shy ~"
I'm not, you gay idiot though, now I have identified two members out of all, it's going a little faster than I thought.
"Give him a break"
Thank you.
"I'll take care of this matter"
Without knowing it, I was dragged in a rather important looking room, oh shit, that's their boss, I'm sure he'll recognize me for sure, fuck fuck fuck.