Ron walked into Hermoine's bedroom with a big smile on his face, "Good morning sweetheart, I love you, you are the most important thing in my life and I could not imagine living the rest of my life without you."
Hermione began to cry. "Was that a bit emotional for you, my love?" Said Ron as he kinda joked.
"Ron ... there's, uh, something I have to tell you" said Hermione, "I kinda ... I-I mean, I did ... I slept with Harry Potter!"
Ron bursted into tears, "You stupid slut!"
"I can't believe you said it to my faces. That way you can come over at night and say it to my sister." Said Hermione.
Ron sat down, "Errr, Cunt!" said Ron, kinda pushing her. "Who do you love more?"
"Of course I love you more. I don't even love Harry Potter. It was just a one night stand." Said Hermione. She sat down next to him. Ron was softly kissing her throat.
"I will always love you, Hermione" Said Ron.
"I'm sorry about sleeping with Harry Potter." Said Hermionie.
"That's okay." Said Ron.
"I can't be with you. This whole cheating on you thing has made me realize that i need to be single for a while.". Said Hermoine as she walked off.
Ron started bursting into flames.
THE END