Disclaimer,I own Nothing,Nothing at All...ACCEPT the name Randy Callaway,I came up with that by myself two stories ago!

Summary:This is NarutoxDCxwhatever else I feel like adding.I will choose the pairings as I want to,but I will take pairings besides NaruHina and NaruSaku,cause they're both Overused.

Also this takes Place say...During the BatMan Beyond era,only Bruce and the other heroes and villains,beside Joker cause he's dead by this time,but DO NOT FRET!I WILL bring Uncle J back!Anyway,they were hit with some artificial intellegence age warp that made them younger to the age when they first became heroes/villains,accept Wonder Woman who got turned into a baby.

Also,I was going to use terry for Naruto's new Body,but I decided I wanted Naruto to be RAISED by Bruce as well as being his biological son so,around the same time they were turned younger,Kyuubi sent Naruto to a place across the vast sea between the Narutoverse and Dc universe,and whatever else I feel like,and that INCLUDES MARVEL,he took the place of Bruce Wayne's son,Randy Callaway,Who Bruce gave his mother's last name when she died in child birth.

Another thing,Naruto and Diana(wonder woman) reframed their memories of their past since they didn't technically die,and all of the,say it with me,HEROES know Naruto's past.

There,that should cover it!:)

Prologue:Gotta get away,The new BatMan,and the past catching up.

"*pant,pant,pant*Sasuke,when we get back to the leaf...I'm requesting...no,DEMANDING that you go on a diet."Naruto complained,carrying Sasuke's body in the piggyback style. Finally, Naruto saw the Leaf Village gates."Finally,I can get your FAT ASS off of me."Naruto stated to the unconscious homo-I mean...body...

Finally reaching the gates,Naruto reached Sakura.

"Hey sakura chan!I brought Sasuke back like you-"*SLAP*.

""How could you?"The Banshee screamed,her eyes briming with tears."I TOLD YOU TO BRING HIM BACK ALIVE!NOT HALF DEAD!"

"But..Sakura-"

"NO!You probally thought that if you got rid of him,I would go out with you. WELL GUESS WHAT!I'LL NEVER LIKE YOU LIKE THAT!The Villagers were right. You're nothing but a DEMON!"

That one word,the one forbidden word,echoed in his head. Different voices Young,Old,cold,warm,woman,man,hell even a BABY...and Sakura...Demon,and when the villagers,Tsunade,Kakashi,Jiraiya,everyone he had held dear turned on him,reprimended him and then went to the Uchiha,a voice came into his mind.

"Kit...It's time...Drop the mask..."

'right'and with that word Naruto's eyes going from azure blue to violet,with a red and white haze,13 rings appearing in each forming the Rinnegan,the bloodline of one Minato Namikaze,Illegitamite son of Tsunade and on the third ring a Biohazard sign appeared,spreading out,forming the True Sharingan of his mother,Kushina Uzumaki Uchiha,the daughter of Madara Uchiha and an unknown Uzumaki woman from whirlpool,who somehow possesed the Byakugan.

"ENOUGH!"he screamed as the villagers punches started to rain down on him,trees sprouting from the ground,bonding everyone around him,Water forming out of air and knocking people the hell out,and black and white flames rushing throught the area(Rinnegan can use all elements,but for now,he just uses his ancestors elements.)"I've HAD it!"

"Naruto...how...HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?"Tsunade screamed from her confidements.

"hehe...haha...HAHAH!HOW?How about I tell you two different stories,K?Long ago a man with the first Doujutsu that looked EXACTLY like mine,except without the red and white hazes and Bio sign,sealed the JUUBI into him,who was later split into 9 TAILED BEAST. He fathered a son who fathered a daughter and so on until the final son was a man named DAN. Madara Uchiha,yeah you remember that name don't you?He was the only Uchiha to ever unlock the TRUE sharingan,was NOT killed by the Shodaime,but he was wounded. He stumbled into the territory of Uzu No Kuni or whirlpool country,met and fell in love with a women with the BYAKUGAN,yeah shocked?They birthed a girl named Kushina,while Dan impregnated your Hokage there before he died,with a boy named Minato. Minato and Kushina fell in love and had a boy who got the Kyuubi sealed into him.

Now,because my first ancestor had the Juubi sealed into him,which Kyuubi was birthed from,Kyuubi was able to unlock all of the bloodline. Yeah, bad for you huh?Cause Tsunade,I RESIGN as a ninja,therefore I can do this.",Naruto stated,throwing his headband,and necklace on the ground,before leaving the gates.

"NO NARUTO-"suddenly a light appeared from the sky,surrounding Naruto,making him laugh.

"Don't worry about Kyu!"he called,"He's asleep,and I'll be waking up as a new person!"Naruto exclaimed,vanishing from sight.

"Naruto...I'm sorry...so sorry..."Tsunade sobbed.

~Gotham~

Bruce Wayne sat,crying over the pale red headed woman lying in the bed,eyes closed forever."I truly hope you're safe now."Bruce stated sobbing before a nurse entered the room,holding a bundle of sheets,that was wailing loudly.

"I'm sorry for your loss mister wayne,but here is your baby."the nurse stated.

"*sniff*thank you."Bruce replied,taking the small bundle,and unwrapping the head."Hey there."He talked to the small baby,smiling through his tears."Hey it's okay. Shhh .Your mom wanted to name you Randy."Bruce stated,bouncing him,"So I'm going to Name you Randy Wayne Callaway."Bruce closed his eyes,not seeing the baby open his,showing violet eyes with red and white hazes,and thirteen ring plus a biohazard sign in them,before they turned a soft purple with specks of white and red,before the red headed baby went to sleep.

~TimeSkip 16 years later~

Naruto sighed in his BatMan suit as he dodged another strike from Dr . Light."What's the matter DARK night?Afraid of the LIGHT!"he screamed firing off a light cannon,but before it could leave the canon,Naruto threw a red Bat(Like Red X's X confidement)before it spread over the canon,making it blow up in Arthur Light's face.

"I'm not afraid of anything."Naruto replied,eyes narrowed,but inside his head it was different,'Except when I don't give Diana(Wonder Woman) what she wants... god,I learnt my lesson. When she asks if I love her,I say YES Immediatley...Damn...I am SO whipped...'

"Uhhh...Damn you bat..."

'Yeah,yeah,yeah...Can we hurry up,I have a date,and she gets PISSED when I make her angry...which isn't very often...Anyway...there's the cops,I'll see you next time light."Naruto stated,his rocket boots rocketing him upwards."Finally,that's over."

~Later~

Naruto sat idly,staring at the screen moniters,showing Gotham,with Dian curled up contently in his lap,mumbling something about chaines,whips and leather.

"I wonder what the hell she's dreaming about...*sigh*whatever it is,if it involves me...she'll end up getting it because with me,what Diana wants...Diana...Gets..."Naruto trailed off at the end,seeing a familiar Pink haired green eyed slut-banshee-I mean Damnit!...former teamate there!

"AH SHIT!"

"RANDY!"

"...sorry Dia...na."Naruto's voice cracked as Diana sat on his lap,her hands on his shoulder,leaning in with a smirk.

'Somehow...I KNOW this isn't going to end well...'

"You're going to make it up to me NOW."Diana stated simply.

'...and I have a feeling Sakura might Die...'

PJ:...I want a sandwich...

PS:TOO BAD