Disclaimer: You've seen one, you've seen 'em all. I don't own any of the
characters from Metal Gear Solid, Konami and Hideo Kojima do. So go ahead
and sue me! I'm off to Mexico! You can do, and get anything in Mexico! It's
the American way!
Tactical Espionage Action
Metal Gear Solid
Outtakes
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~~~-----Scene: Opening scene where Snake is infiltrating Shadow Moses.---- ~~~
Snake: ::he arises from the water, then several bubbles come up from under:: Jeez..that was a wet one.
Director: Cut!
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Snake: ::he floats still, his back facing the ceiling::
Director: .....Cut!
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~~~-----Scene: Snake is in the torture room with Ocelot.----~~~
Ocelot: ::he makes little doodley circles on Snake's chest, talking in a seductive voice:: Now..big boy..I'm going to send some..JOLTZ..into this..big..masculine..body of yours..
Director: CUT!!!
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Ocelot: Now..I'm going to send 1000 voltz of-
Snake: ::laughing:: Heh heh..You've got long hair..
Director: Cut!
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Ocelot: Now..I'm going to send 1000 voltz of electricity through your body, let me demonstrate your part.
Director: Cut-..wait...keep rolling!!
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~~~-----Scene: Raiden is using the sniper rifle to guard Emma as she crosses the oil ramp.----~~~
Raiden: ::he accidently shoots a vital point of the oil tank, and Big Shell sinks:: My bad!
Director: ................
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Raiden: ::His gun accidently fires, and hits Emma in the head::
Director: Cut!!!
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Raiden: ::lays on the floor completely still::
Director: CUT!!! How much diazepam did he take?!
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~~~-----Scene: Snake is sneaking around in the Blast Furnace----~~~
Snake: ::Is hiding behind a crate, he sticks his foot out, trying to hold in his giggling::
Guard: ::He trips over his foot and falls to his death in the burning oils::
Snake: He fell!! XD
Director: Cut!! For god's sake..get the stunt man...
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Snake: ::he spits a big loogy off the railing, and into the boiling oils below, and watches it sizzle up:: Cool!
Director: Cut!
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Snake: It's too hot in here! ::He begans taking off his sneaking suit, unknowingly being watched by the camera on the lower level::
Liquid: -On Comm.- Yeah! Give it to me, baby!!
Director: Cut!
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~~~-----Scene: Raiden is leading Emma Emerich to the elevator on the flood Floor B1, infested with bugs.----~~~
Raiden: ::He screams in a high pitched voice and grabs onto Emma:: EMMA! Help! I hate bugs!!!
Director: Cut!..::mumbling something with the two words "friggin' pussy.." in it::
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Raiden: ::With the coolant in one hand, he examins all the bugs, accidently spraying Emma in the eyes with the spray::
Director: CUT! Get the poisin control center down here!!
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~~~-----Scene: Snake is off the first cargo elevator above the deep sea dock, getting tips on codec.----~~~
Naomi: And..if you continue this mission successfully..maybe I'll give you a private cavity search myself..
Snake: No, let your hands rest, I don't swing like that. ::he grins and grabs a guard's ass::
Guard: What was that noise?!
Director: Cut! Eww...
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Mei Ling: Now Snake..there's an old saying that goes..you should never pluck vegetable from-
Snake: ::giggling:: You have a funny accent.
Director: Cut!
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Colonel: Well..it looks like all these years haven't worn you down, eh Snake?..
Snake: Of course not! -crack!- My friggin' back!!
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Well there you have it. Feel free for reviews!!
Tactical Espionage Action
Metal Gear Solid
Outtakes
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~~~-----Scene: Opening scene where Snake is infiltrating Shadow Moses.---- ~~~
Snake: ::he arises from the water, then several bubbles come up from under:: Jeez..that was a wet one.
Director: Cut!
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Snake: ::he floats still, his back facing the ceiling::
Director: .....Cut!
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~~~-----Scene: Snake is in the torture room with Ocelot.----~~~
Ocelot: ::he makes little doodley circles on Snake's chest, talking in a seductive voice:: Now..big boy..I'm going to send some..JOLTZ..into this..big..masculine..body of yours..
Director: CUT!!!
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Ocelot: Now..I'm going to send 1000 voltz of-
Snake: ::laughing:: Heh heh..You've got long hair..
Director: Cut!
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Ocelot: Now..I'm going to send 1000 voltz of electricity through your body, let me demonstrate your part.
Director: Cut-..wait...keep rolling!!
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~~~-----Scene: Raiden is using the sniper rifle to guard Emma as she crosses the oil ramp.----~~~
Raiden: ::he accidently shoots a vital point of the oil tank, and Big Shell sinks:: My bad!
Director: ................
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Raiden: ::His gun accidently fires, and hits Emma in the head::
Director: Cut!!!
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Raiden: ::lays on the floor completely still::
Director: CUT!!! How much diazepam did he take?!
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~~~-----Scene: Snake is sneaking around in the Blast Furnace----~~~
Snake: ::Is hiding behind a crate, he sticks his foot out, trying to hold in his giggling::
Guard: ::He trips over his foot and falls to his death in the burning oils::
Snake: He fell!! XD
Director: Cut!! For god's sake..get the stunt man...
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Snake: ::he spits a big loogy off the railing, and into the boiling oils below, and watches it sizzle up:: Cool!
Director: Cut!
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Snake: It's too hot in here! ::He begans taking off his sneaking suit, unknowingly being watched by the camera on the lower level::
Liquid: -On Comm.- Yeah! Give it to me, baby!!
Director: Cut!
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~~~-----Scene: Raiden is leading Emma Emerich to the elevator on the flood Floor B1, infested with bugs.----~~~
Raiden: ::He screams in a high pitched voice and grabs onto Emma:: EMMA! Help! I hate bugs!!!
Director: Cut!..::mumbling something with the two words "friggin' pussy.." in it::
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Raiden: ::With the coolant in one hand, he examins all the bugs, accidently spraying Emma in the eyes with the spray::
Director: CUT! Get the poisin control center down here!!
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~~~-----Scene: Snake is off the first cargo elevator above the deep sea dock, getting tips on codec.----~~~
Naomi: And..if you continue this mission successfully..maybe I'll give you a private cavity search myself..
Snake: No, let your hands rest, I don't swing like that. ::he grins and grabs a guard's ass::
Guard: What was that noise?!
Director: Cut! Eww...
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Mei Ling: Now Snake..there's an old saying that goes..you should never pluck vegetable from-
Snake: ::giggling:: You have a funny accent.
Director: Cut!
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Colonel: Well..it looks like all these years haven't worn you down, eh Snake?..
Snake: Of course not! -crack!- My friggin' back!!
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Well there you have it. Feel free for reviews!!