Chapter 1: Mr.Blonde's Problem in the Cafe..

A skedar gets drop off by a Cloaked Skedar Army ship.. Then makes a fake body image, known as Mr. Blonde..

Mr. Blonde walks to a Cafe.

"Well.. You sure look like a fine man!" A lady says to Mr. Blonde..

Mr. Blonde touches her shoulder and the lady falls to the ground..

Mr. Blonde continues walking to a Cafe and opens the door.. Everyone inside looks at Mr. Blonde, then tries to avoid him..

"Yo.. This new prostitute lady, she got whores and otha good stuff.. Enough about that.. Now, besides the Pimp industry being almost as big as Cassandra de Vries company dataDyne.." A ghetto guy says to his hobo friends..

Mr. Blonde walks up to the ghetto guy in the cafe.

"Will you repeat the best company again.." Mr. Blonde asks..

"Sure.. It was this Pimp industry dog!" the ghetto guy says..

"After that, you fool!" Mr. Blonde says madly at the ghetto guy in the Cafe..

"dataDyne! Yo big dumb matha *@%ER!" the ghetto man adds..

"Good..." Mr. Blonde says..

Mr. Blonde walks up to the counter..

"Do you have any Orange Ice Cream Flavored donuts?" Mr. Blonde asks..

"No.." The worker at the cash register answers.

"How about Bagels and creamed cheese, must have the cream CHEESE!" Mr. Blonde asks.

"Out of the Cream Cheese." The cash register worker answers..

"Do you have a holey ghetto man?" Mr. Blonde asks..

"No.. But is that some sort of drink." the cash register worker asks..

"Looks like you will have one.." Mr. Blonde says..

Mr. Blonde gets out his Mauler.. Points it at the Ghetto man, and starts shooting the ghetto man! Then the ghetto man falls to ground with holes all over his body..

"Looks like you have one now!" Mr. Blonde yells, evilly, while all of the people in the cafe run away!

"Please.. Don't kill me, you can have all the cash you want." The cash register worker says..

"NO!I want all your Donuts and Bagels!" Mr. Blonde yells, pointing his Mauler at the cash register worker..

"Okay, please, just don't shoot!" the worker says..

The worker gives Mr. Blonde all the food in the store, then faints to the floor when seeing Mr. Blonde's gun pointed at him.

"Fool.. I wasn't gonna waste my ammunition on you!" Mr. Blonde says as he puts his Mauler back in one of his pockets. Then he leaves with a cup of coffee and a big bag of Donuts and Bagels..

Mr. Blonde then walks up to an information center that is less than a block away..

"Hey.. I'm Mr. Hint Man, I helped people in EarthBound, and I'm here to help you.." the Hint Man says..

"I'd like to know if Cassandra De Vries is still alive, and where she is.." Mr. Blonde says..

"Yes, she is alive.. Across the street.. 2 blocks away.. In a big building.. On the highest floor the Elevator can go to.. That'll be 50 bucks!" The hint man says..

"Thanks.. But for you, I'll spare your life!" Mr. Blonde says.

"You a$$hole! How dare you mess with the HINT MAN!I worked in Earth Bound.. Now pay me!" Hint Man suddenly demands, getting out a Falcon 2!

"Too bad.. Had your chance." Mr. Blonde says..

"You fool, pay me, NOW!" Hint Man demands.. Then shoots Mr. Blonde's cup of coffee..

Mr. Blonde gets angry..

"Thats it, I'm sick of you.." Mr. Blonde says calmly, getting out his Mauler, then blasts the Hint Man in the head and Hint Man dies!

Mr. Blonde exits the place..

Mr. Blonde then spots a mob.

"Yo.. Give us your money!" The Mob Boss says..

"Only if you have. CHEESE!" Mr. Blonde demands..

"We got cream CHEESE!" a stupid mufia member replies..

"Please excuse my rudeness, but I must attend to do something." The mob boss says to Mr. Blonde.

"People, have gotta show the appropriate levels of, RESPECT and PRIVACY! When I respect you and give you your privacy, I expect to be respected back, with privacy.. One of you have shown no respect, no privacy towards others, and gave away information. Who could it be?" the Mob Boss suddenly asks sarcastically..

"Could have been, Mink Hunter.." Mob Boss says..

Mink Hunker shakes his head from side to side..

"Could have been Octopus Prime.." Mob Boss says..

Octopus Prime, just sits in his wheelchair, with no reaction, because he is of course, Paralyzed..

"Or could have been. That guy over there or ME!" the Mob Boss yells..

Mink Hunker gets freaked out and RUNS away, while Octopus Prime, drives away in the other direction..

The other mufia Members get confused..

"Yes, you told him about the CHEESE! Now you shall.."

"Will you stop this, discussion.." Mr. Blonde demands.

The Mob Boss gets out all his Cream CHEESE!

"Now, I shall get my revenge! Muah haha hahahahaha!" Mob Boss laughs..

Mr. Blonde shoots the Mob Boss in the head with his Mauler, very quickly, and the Mufia Leader falls to the ground dead..

"Here, take this Bomb spy, and thanks.." a mob member says, and hands the Bomb Spy to Mr. Blonde..

"How about, CHEESE." Mr. Blonde asks, while putting the BombSpy in his jacket..

"NO!" the member replies..

Mr. Blonde gets mad and kills all the remaining Mufia members with his Mauler.. Then takes all the cheese on them.

Mr. Blonde then walks two blocks and passes the street to the dataDyne building..

Mr. Blonde gets out all of his Donuts,and eats em all! Then he quickly throws his bag of now only Bagels on the ground, take one out, and then stuffs the Bag in his jacket..

"Contact to Skedar justice.. Hostage Casandra de Vries' location is now known.. All rumors are true, the dataDyne company is too Successful.. She has crimes against us, because she has some of our Technology, such as the Cloaking Device.." Mr. Blonde says to his communication device..

"Okay.. Capture Casandra de Varies, take her hostage, and make sure she never gets harmed.. She is needed, so bring her to the Attack Ship, a vessel will come and pick you up!" A Skedar replies.

Mr. Blonde then finds the door locked..

Mr. Blonde bangs on the door, and it opens..

Mr. Blonde, walks in, with a serious breathing problem, with a mauler in his right hand, and a Bagel with cream-cheese in the left...