Clash of Clans Archives Volume 1

Today's Episode: A Newbie

Chapter 1

Ched told the other builder to upgrade another army camp. Ched gem it up and then also told him to build another barracks. Ched looked around his village. Everything was in pretty good shape so far. The beach was calm, Abby and Barry were guarding the army camps while occasionally talking to barbarians and archers, the gold and elixir collectors were collected good amounts, and the villagers were walking around calmly. Ched waited for a few more seconds and the builder was finally finished of the barracks.

Ched: Finally! Now let's go train some troops!

Ched trained up thirty barbarians and ten archers. Ched had also told the builders to go upgrade at least all of the resource collectors to level two and he gem them all up. Ched walked into the town hall and pondered to himself.

Ched: Should I gem my troops up? But I don't feel like grabbing any loot at the moment. I guess I'll just use them.

Ched gem the troops up and then started searching for some villages to attack.

Ched: I should actually like get some good amount of elixir. I'll try to upgrade my gold storages and army camps.

Ched found some villages with some gold but not a lot of elixir. Ched couldn't find one even though it meant he had to use up all his gold. He finally found one that had only five hundred gold but two thousand five hundred elixir.

Ched: Seems pretty decent enough!

Ched started inspecting on the village looking for any areas where there is a good potential for traps. The base had a level one cannon, a level three cannon, a level three archer tower, and a level one mortar. The village was surrounded by full stone walls that looked smooth. In fact, it was the entire village that was surrounded. And of course it was a town hall four.

Ched: Let's go!

Ched placed down his barbarians and all the villagers and builders rushed into the town hall. The barbarians strike at a smooth stone wall and their swords clang and rattled. It was in fact almost like a musical sound playing. The cannon level one was guarding it and the cannon started shooting the very small cannonballs at the barbarians. One cannonball hit a barbarian in the face and the barbarian shouted with fury and spit squirting out of his mouth. The barbarians destroyed the wall and that's when Barry jumped in. Barry hurried to a level three gold mine and smashed at the mine cart and cutting the stones into tiny pieces. All the barbarians targeted two buildings which was a builders hut and a level four elixir collector. The archers were deployed down on the barbarian stampede and Abby was placed behind a tree.

Ched: Ready for your ambush skill again?

Abby: Always ready!

Abby aimed her bow on an archer on the archer tower and then shot it towards the archer's neck. The arrow was shot with great force it made a sharp sound. The arrow thundered towards the neck with lighting speed and it cut through the neck!

Ched: Now that's what I call…

Abby: BULLS-EYE!

Ched: (Gulp)

Abby: Oops! Forgot to lower my voice!

The other archer on the tower was no glaring at her now. Abby quickly shot another arrow but it missed the archer and stabbed into the wood post instead. The Barry finished up the gold mine destroying and then headed towards a level four elixir storage. The elixir storage was into four circles and Barry started clanging his sword on the small circular glass storages. The archer shot two arrows at Abby and then ducked. The arrows barely missed Abby. Abby twisted to the right and then accidentally tripped on a bush and fell down. And right on the level three cannon's range.

Ched: You got to get out of there Abby!

Abby: (Gulp)

The archer smirked at Abby and shot an arrow at her. Abby rolled away but then was shot by a cannonball.

Abby: Ouch!

Abby was now instead barreling and slammed into a tree. Abby rolled to the right of her and then stopped on a bush. Abby stood up slowly and then gasped. The archer was aiming an arrow at her and just shot. Abby rolled away and then shot another arrow as she jumped back on the grass. The arrow hit the archer's leg and the archer fell backwards and crashed into the top of the mortar. The mortar shot a shell and all Abby could see is some elixir exploding out of the mortar and the faint sound of screaming.

Abby: Whew!

Ched: You're still in the level three cannon's range!

The level one cannon was destroyed by Barry but now the mortar was aiming at the group of barbarians. It shot another shell and it wiped out six barbarians. Barry ran towards the mortar and then whacked it with all his might but the only thing that he saw of the damage he done was some minor dents on the outer layer. Abby ran to a tree and then used it as cover. She jerked behind the trunk and then quickly aimed an arrow at the cannon. She jumped and rolled out from the tree all of a sudden and then started shooting arrows as fast as she could while she was in mid-air. She shot eight arrows and then all hit the cannon's barrel. The cannon shot back at Abby but she ducked and then dived back to the tree. Then Abby shot some more arrows but now jerking back after three arrows had been shot. The arrows now snipped off the rope under the cannon which was holded to a wooden circular post. The cannon fell upside down and then started shooting at the sky. The chief inside the town hall was furious!

Chief: WHAT!? I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY CAN MANAGE TO DO THAT!

The cannonballs all shot at the mortar and more and more cannonballs were clogging up the mortar and then when the mortar shot its fifth shell, it disappeared in a cloud of smoke and the sound of an explosion. Abby smiled and then ran towards the cannon and then aimed it towards the village. The cannon started shooting at all the builders which angered the chief even more. The chief ran out of the town hall and headed towards Abby. Abby saw him at the last second and then whammed him with her bow. The chief stumbled back but Abby then took out an arrow and stabbed him in the chest. The chief's eyes grew wide and then he coughed out some blood. Abby stared at him as the chief kneeled forward and lay still. Barry was finished destroying an army camp and saw that the town hall was left.

Barry: Hey! The town hall is the last building! Go attack it!

The barbarians and archers ran towards the town hall but then three barbarians were caught in a spring trap and three archers were blasted out by a hidden bomb. The archers, barbarians, Barry, and Abby were smashing the town hall and then some stone was smashed out. The town hall was destroyed in a matter of moments. All that was left now was some more yellow, brown, and gray rubble.

Ched: Yeah!

Ched and his troops came back to the village. Ched then told another builder to upgrade the other cannon to level two. He walked around his village and admired it. Ched was getting a better Newbie each time. Ched smiled at that thought.