Mordecai and Rigby Make Benson Clean Up the House

by zakawer2

When Benson tells the slackers to clean up the house, THEY use an app called Mindcontrolit to make him do the job instead. Rated K-Plus for stuff that (nearly) falls within the Cartoon Network Standards and Practices. Also takes places before Season Six.

"1, 2, 3! If you don't clean up the house like a pro, I'm gonna get your butts FIRED, and on FIRE!," Benson said angrily. Mordecai and Rigby used this awesome app on their smartphones called Mindcontrolit to control Benson and make HIM clean up the house instead. Mindcontrolit allows users to control people's movement, turning their eyesight and hearing into cameras and microphones.

While controlled by the slacker dudes, Benson was basically nuts. He had the typical hypnotized facial expression as he cleaned up each and every room in the house before finally entering the bathroom. While he was inside the bathroom, hypnotized!Benson saw Pops on the toilet, taking a really long crap; Benson looked at Pops's unclothed crotch. "AAAAAAAGGH! GET AWAY FROM HERE!," Pops said, but the fact that he had to crap for ages stopped him from leaving the toilet.

Meanwhile, Mordecai and Rigby were laughing out loud- as they looked through Benson's eyesight. "Dude, lollipop packages are bizarre!," Rigby said. "Shut up, dude," Mordecai said before punching Rigby. But the slackers' smartphones were running out of battery. Mordecai's phone read 10%, while Rigby's said 11%. Several minutes later, and after much laughing and stuff, their cellphones ran out of battery and turned off automatically. Benson quickly woke up to the sight of Pops crapping on the toilet. "Ewww! Smells like crap here! Screw this, I'm outta here!," said Benson. He quickly went to the shower and closed the blind before taking a bath with soap. Benson exited the bathroom and checked out the house. Whoa, he felt amazed that the house was totally clean!

"Awesome! This house looks clean! But I can't remember cleaning it up!" Benson went to Mordecai and Rigby, who were outside the house. "Dude, we took control of you with Mindcontrolit! It's an app that lets up to two people control someone! You can see through their eyes and hear through their ears, and tap on a bunch of things to control them!," Mordecai said. "Even if you guys cleaned up the whole house indirectly, you're promoted!," said Benson. Pops quickly appeared, having used a bidet THEN toilet paper to clean up his genitals and butthole of crap and piss (that's the best and most hygeinic way of cleaning up after going to the toilet, geddit?). Muscle Man, Hi-Five Ghost, Skips, Rigby's girlfriend Eileen arrived on scene. "You know who else uses Mindcontrolit to control people and make them clean up her house? MY MOM!," Muscle Man said. He and Hi-Five Ghost then high-fived.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!," Mordecai and Rigby said.