apov
the family is out hunting and i'm here kepping bella hastieg.... oh the joy did i ever tell that this is my favori past time keeping bella hostieg. we get to play my favourit game BELLA BARBIE!!! somewhere in edwards' room all i hered was "NOO I WELL NOT BE YOUR GOOD DAMN BARBIE GO SPEND 5 DAMN DOLLOERS AND BUY YOUR ONW FRIKEN BARBIE. I'VE HAED IT WITH BEING YOUR BARBIE.
"SCREW THE WORLD I'M GOING TO GET A NEW FRIEND!!" She yelled as she ran down the stairs managing not to trip and fall.
"AWWW fuck I'm dead and so is my yellow porch."
BPOV
I'm sitting in my truck which seems to be the only place hat i can be away from every one. Thinking who can be my new best friend. Jessica... no to preppy and all she'll do is talk about how don't deserve Edward because she is SO much more beautiful. Lauren...Bitch, at least we won't play 'BELLA BARBIE DOLLS' Eric... nerd. Ben... nerd, Angela...I spend to much time with already and all we'll talk about is how hot ben is. Jacob... Edward will ill me. Edward... Jacob will kill me. Wait don'y I get to choose who I hang out with they can't tell me who can be my friendsand can't see each other.
Then it came to me ...Mike not vampire nor wearwolf just your average class moron who will just be himself and luckely have a crush on me already...this should be fun and mabey he'll give me what edward won't. So I took out my cell phone.-Which edward makes me carry around- and dialed his number-he must have been waiting at the phone cuz he annserd with one ring.
"HI BELLA" wait he isnn't a vampier future telling thing is he cuz that would just make my life a living hell.
"How did you know it was me?"
"I have caller ID"
"Why did you awnser on the first ring?"
"I'm a vampier waiting for you tp call saing you what to fuck me."
"Are you fucking me!?"
"I wish btw no."
"I have to see my therapist but...i can skip it for you."
"Ok meet me in my bed at 6:00 tonight."
"Really?"he asked with hope in his voice.
"yeeaa...no"