I walked into the conference room in Hueco Mundo and sat in my usual seat, opposite the slacker Grimmjow Jeagerjaques. He had blue hair, I wasn't all that sure of the shade of it, but I know it was eye catching. His whole life must have been eye catching to those who cared, his toned chest, his muscles, his popularity. All of those were qualities that I admit I wish I had. No one ever likes the quiet emo kiss up, never.

When the meeting was over I left, just like every other meeting before it. But today was actually different, me and Grimmjow were told to stay behind. I now know what it was like for a human child to stay behind after class at school.
"I want the two of you to go to the human world for a while, gather up some research. I can trust you Ulquiorra, so keep and eye on Grimmjow. You leave tonight." Aizen said. We both left, Grimmjow didn't seem happy.

When we got to the human world it was night time, the sky black and the moon full.
"Damn out of all of us, why you?" Grimmjow said as we walked to our accommodation that Aizen had arranged.
"Did you just say something, trash?" I asked rhetorically, it's not like I wanted to be with him either.
"What did you say!" He yelled,
"I asked if you said something... If you had ears you would have been able to hear me." I kept my composure, it wasn't like I was going to loose it anyway.

We got to an apartment complex and went to our house. We walked through the door into a living room/ dining room with a sofa, table and two chairs. There were three doors going off from this room. Grimmjow looked at the kitchen, and I looked at the bathroom, it had a shower, sink and toilet in it, also a mirror cabinet. Then I looked in what appeared to be a bedroom, but there was only one bed in it.
"I call the bed!" Grimmjow said as he stood behind me,
"what makes you think I don't want the bed?" I asked annoyed,
"you're smaller, I'm larger. My legs will hang off the arm of the sofa, so it only makes sense if you take the sofa."
"That's the smartest thing I've ever heard some out of you're mouth..." I said as Grimmjow pushed past me and looked in the wardrobe, he almost jumped a mile when he opened it.

"WHAT THE HELL!" He screamed, I walked over, inside the wardrobe were gieguys and small packages with our names on them.
"They're gieguys you moron." I said taking my gieguy out, I went inside it, I was able to freely move like I would in my normal body.
"It looks just like you, but you're mask is gone," Grimmjow touched my head, almost patting it, rubbing my long black hair. He got his out and on, his didn't have a mask either. They must have been made exclusively for Espada. We both opened our packages, in each one was some clothes, there was a school uniform, 2 pairs of skinny jeans, 5 tops of various colours and a pair of converse. Grimmjow also had a uniform in his, 2 pairs of baggy jeans, also 4 shirts of various colours and a pair on DC's.
There was a not in mine, it said;
'Ulquiorra and Grimmjow, you will both be attending school, you start tomorrow, so try to blend in as much as you can, and don't start any fights.
Love Aizen'
"Is he mocking us?" Asked Grimmjow, I shook my head and went out of the room, I lied down on the sofa and went to sleep. Maybe when I woke up, Grimmjow wasn't in sight.

I woke up, but he was there. My wish didn't some true, not like it was going to anyway, it just would have been nice.

"Get up lazy ass, we have school in like half an hour!" Grimmjow said whilst drinking out of a carton of milk. I got up and got my uniform on in silence, it was awkward, but not as awkward as the walk to school. Our uniforms were somehow different, maybe it was because of our difference in physical build, or maybe it was just that we had different uniforms. My black trousers were the same as his, my white shirt was the same as his, my black jumper was the same as his, it was a little big on me, but hell it was the same as his. The only thing that was different were our ties. Mine was green and his was blue.

Ulquiorra: I don't see how this story line is going to work out...

Grimmjow: Well YOU wouldn't, you take one look tat something, deem it trash, then walk away!

Ulquiorra: Did I say this was trash? No, so shut the hell up.

Zoe: Ulqi- Chan! Thanks for standing up for me!

Ulquiorra: No prop. He's the real trash.

Grimmjow: Whatever.

Zoe and Ulquiorra high five. LIKE MEN! With our shirts off!

I don't own Bleach, in fact I hated it until my mate forced me to watch it and I was like, "OMFG THIS FUCKING ROCKS!"