Title: Strawberry Gashes
Disclaimer: Ohemgee. I don't own Harry Potter or the song 'Strawberry Gashes'. They are © other people. So stfu. :OO –DRAMAS.-

Chapter One

Turn her over
A candle is lit, I see through her
Blow it out and save all her ashes for me

"DAPHNE," bellowed Michael Corner, the renowned one boobed, lesbian, witch, punk rawker of Hogwarts, "DAPHNE. I THINK I'M IN LOVE YOU WITH!"