I do NOT own Avatar.
Although, it'd be pretty sweet if I did.

It's Kizmick!
[Pain]

Sigh. "This is all your fault, you know."

"Hmmm, bite me."

"Don't mind if I d—"

"HEY! Get your filthy fire-breathing FACE off-of-my-sister!"

"Tsk. Shut up Sokka!" Gentle cerulean eyes turned back to amber ones. A smile wavered between the two as they leaned in extra slow to emphasize their ability and desire to smooch.

BAM!

"Ugh! Get off me whale blubber!"

"I told you not to touch my sister firefly!"

The banshee's rolled around not-so delicately in the dirt. Zuko trying to pry Sokka's arms from his neck and Sokka trying to choke him whilst ignoring Katara's water summoning techniques happing right behind him.

Toph bounced two feet away, clapping her hands in pure glee at the anger-fest she'd been dying to see ever since the water princes and the exile got together.

"Sokka! Stop it!" A water whip cracked against the bald-half of his head.

"No Katara! Not until this hot-blooded beast learns some respect for your older bro—AHH!" Zuko had him off and skidding across the dirt within seconds into his monologue. And while the water warrior was down, he stuffed his face into the dirt.

"Eat it Peasant. Eat it!"

"Pfft! Never!"

Katara was quickly losing control of the whole situation while her 'teammates' refused to help. Aang and Toph thought it well fit to roll on the ground with giggles racking their small bodies.

"Zuko get off him! Sokka! Don't bite! What is wrong with you?"

The two boys were caught in an awkward embrace. Zuko sitting on Sokka's back while said warrior was belly flopped on the dirt. "Hn, face it you machete-wielding-idiot. Your sister loves the exiled Prince of the Fire Nation."

"No, she's just lying to get information out of you. She's a very good actress, you see. She'll just spit in your face and throw you in the river when she's done with you." Very calmly this was stated. Sokka didn't even bother thrashing around as he usually would.

"Hey!" Zuko halted his pre-charlie horse action and stared intently at his lover while Sokka didn't look at all. "Both of you! Stop it this instant!" Her chocolate skin was flushed and she looked about ready to explode. Of course, as did Toph and Aang for separate reasons. "Zuko, get off of him and Sokka, mind your own business!"

Her prince smirked and lifted himself up off his 'seat' while the blue-clad fellow rolled over with a look of almost-boredom rippling across his face. "If you touch her—"

"You'll do nothing!" His furious sister finished while her lover stood behind her protective, albeit shorter, figure.

After giving herself about three minutes to cool down, Katara turned back around to lean against Zuko and bury her face into the clothing covering his chest. "Why can't you two just get along?" He could barely hear muffled question.

"Hn, because Katara, you're brother's a depressed lonely fool who had nothing better to do than illustrate his hatred for me, and for us."

"Excuse me?" Instantly, the boomerang whacked Zuko's left leg and he collapsed beneath the pressure.

"OW! Dammit Sokka!"

And the pain started up again.

...

'Hn' is not something Zuko would say.
'Hn' is something Sasuke Uchiha would say.
.DUN!
Aa, well, I've decided to start an anthology for Zutara.
Starring a few Fight Like A Zutarian chapters.
Enjoy!

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