DISCLAIMER: Twilight belongs to Stephanie Meyer, the plot belongs to me.

This is a fanfic about the Cullen family when they lose their tempers. Enjoy!

Angry Cullens.

Rosalies POV

I was totally fed up. That DOG could do whatever he wanted, as long as he was nowhere near me. He could run with the pack, he could go out with Renesmee, he could even kill Edward! Just as long as he STAYS AWAY FROM ME! Honestly, the smell is bad enough without his pathetic blonde jokes and whining. And what is with Emmett? I report to him about Jacob and says, quote: 'yeah, you can get him yourself, right? So I can watch this match?' It's pathetic! If the mutt doesn't stay away and Emmett doesn't get a grip and fight my enemy like he SHOULD, then I. Will. LEAVE!

Jacobs POV

Okay, so I might have ripped her closet apart, I MIGHT have talked Emmett into dressing up in strappy heels and a tutu, and, okay, I MIGHT have sent Alice to kill her. But she definitely overreacted! I mean, throwing me across the treaty line was a bit over-the-top, surely? But whatever. If I have to, I'll take Renesmee, instead of visiting her under blondies watch. The self-centered leech!

The pressure of having eight vampires, one half vampire and a werewolf all under the same roof is getting to the Cullen family. Arguments are breaking out everywhere and Emmett decides to do something stupid (A shocker!) The only thing that could cause more catastrophe within the family: Anger management.

Jaspers POV:

I was overwhelmed by the emotions in the room. Surprise, confusion and most of all, rage. Emmett's announcement had sent everyone crazy.

*Flashback*

"Okay everyone, I have something to tell you." Emmett bellowed loudly, standing on an antique desk. I saw Esme wince as he climbed on her favourite piece of furniture.

"Emmett you didn't.." Edward snarled. I turned to him, confused, what had Emmett done that had made Edward mad?

"I have signed us up for..."

"No way!"

"Anger Management!"

*End Flashback*

The reactions had all been different. Edward had squeezed tightly on the bridge of his nose, Bella, sitting lightly on his lap, had groaned loudly. Rosalie had beaten Emmett up with a shoe, while Esme and Carlisle had murmured urgently to each other, the rest of the family too worked up to care what they were saying. Jacob had taken Renesmee and sped up the stairs to hide her. I just sat with my fists clenched, trying to ignore the powerful emotions that spread across the room to me like wildfire, while my sweet Alice murmured to me, acting calm, but I could feel the shock radiating off her. A fight broke out between Edward and Emmett shortly after. Forget calming them down, I leapt up from my seat and joined in the fight, hitting and kicking. A sense of triumph rose through Edward and I as we pinned Emmett onto the ground.

"What. Were. You. Thinking?" Edward hissed. I placed my fist near Emmetts head as a threat.

"Speak! Tell us why you did this to us? Anger Management? Geez Emmett! Just when I thought I couldn't hate you more!" I roared.

Emmett struggled against my grip and I hit him hard in the face.I was about to aim another hit on his gut before I felt a hand grip on my hair. I instantly let go of Emmett and he took the oppourtunity to struggle from underneath Edward and run to the stairs. I turned my head slightly to see that it was Esme. I pushed her head away and stood up, taking an unnecessary deep breath. It was unlike Esme to be violent.

I suppose anger management was necessary at times like this.