Title: The Yami and Bakura Cooking Show!
Summary: While Ryou and Yugi are away at school...these crazy Yamis decide to put on a cooking show! Disaster everywhere I promise!
Yes yes I know the characters are OOC so don't review me if your gonna tell me that! BUT DO REVIEW!!!!
Chapter 1 The yamis make Crispy Cornmeal Waffles
Yami: Hello and welcome to The Yami and Bakura Cooking Show! With you host ME!!! The sexy Pharaoh! :mumbles: and Bakura the tomb robber...
Bakura: HEY! Your not sexy! I AM!!! ME!! AND WHY DOES YOUR NAME APPEAR FIRST ON THE SHOW?!?!?!?!
Yami: um...um...cause I am the Pharaoh?
Bakura: It should be in alphabetic order.... THAT WAY I'LL BE FIRST!
Yami: Oh shut up and on with the show
Bakura: mumbles: stupid Pharaoh...telling me what to do...
Yami: Anyway..today on the show we will tell you how to make Waffles!
Bakura: Hey do you even know how to make waffles?
Yami: um...no but that's why we have the cookbook!
Bakura: are you sure this is a cookbook? I've never seen a cookbook with a picture of Tea....
Yami: looks at the book and snatches it, blushing: oops..my mistake...Here's the cookbook :pulls out 1000 recipes for The Nameless Pharaoh and Tomb Robber: Now open to page 26 Bakura...
Bakura: mumbles: stupid Pharaoh...telling me what to do....
Bakura: alright it says we need " 1 cup of whole wheat flour"...flour..Hey Pharaoh isn't flour spelt f-l-o-w-e-r?
Yami: yes...strange they misspelled it.. Whole Wheat Flower eh? Where can we get that?
Bakura :doesn't Yugi have a garden in the back?
Yami: Oh yeah! Im gonna go look for some you get started on getting the other ingredients! :runs to the backyard:
Bakura: mumbles: stupid Pharaoh...telling me what to do..:looks at cookbook: we need 1 cup of whole grain cornmeal....hmm...what's cornmeal? Is it like corn..in a meal? :looks through the refrigerator: Well this is a cornmeal...:takes out a frozen dinner entry that says "NOW WITH CORN!" and places it on the table:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile in the back~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yami: hmm..this look like wheat..:takes out some weeds from the back and fills the weeds in a big bag and goes back inside: I have the wheat!
Bakura: we now need 2 tablespoons of sugar...:takes out the bag of sugar and takes out two HUGE spoons:
Yami: Next we need 2 teaspoons of Baking powder...shouldn't it be Baby powder?
Bakura: shrugs: don't ask me..you're the Pharaoh...
Yami: nods and runs to the bathroom and comes out with Baby powder: Lucky I found some...
Yami: we need 3/4 of baking soda...Bakura I think we have some Pepsi in the refrigerator go get it...
Bakura: getting mad: stupid Pharaoh telling me what to do..:gets the Pepsi from the refrigerator:
Yami: read: 4 egg whites eh? Well..eggs are always white so that should be no problem..:gets 4 eggs out:
Bakura: Hey Pharaoh? Is milk fat? And how do you make buttermilk?
Yami: Why do you ask?
Bakura: rolls his eyes: cause it says here we need 1 ½ cups of nonfat buttermilk...
Yami: oh..Milk isn't fat...well it depends on what cup you put it in..:takes out a really skinny cup: we'll put it in here..but how do we make buttermilk...
Bakura: I KNOW!!! LETS PUT BUTTER IN MILK!!! :starts to put the butter in the milk and gives it to Yami:
Yami: puts it in the really skinny cup: There...nonfat buttermilk....
Bakura: ok we need to coat a waffle iron with a nonstick cooking spray, and preheat according to the manufacturer's directions..
Yami: I have the waffle iron! But..what do we coat it with? Yugi has some very interesting coats..
Bakura: Pharaoh we need to coat it with a spray duh! :takes out a spray with water and sprays the waffle iron: There now preheat it..
Yami: stupid Tomb robber telling the great Pharaoh what to do...:preheats the waffle iron:
Yami: alright we need to combine the flour, cornmeal, sugar, powder, and soda in a large bowl and stir it well.
Bakura: takes out a large bowl and puts the weeds, frozen entry, sugar, baby powder, and Pepsi, starts to mix them: Damn this is hard...:after a while: There all mixed..
Yami: looks at it: eeewww mortals eat this? Strange..
Bakura: ok we now place the egg whites in the bowl of an electric mixer, and beat on high until soft peaks form? What is this gibberish???
Yami: here I'll beat the eggs: starts "beating" the eggs: DIE YOU STUPID EGGS!!! DIE!!! BOW BEFORE ME FOR I AM THE GREAT PHARAOH!!! DIE!!!!! there..the eggs are beaten...:takes the eggs insides (AN: eeewww doesn't sound right!) from the walls and floors and puts it in a bowl:
Yami: ok now we...Add the buttermilk to the flour mixture and stir it to mix well and gently fold in the eggs...wait a min..how do you fold beaten eggs?
Bakura: I have no idea..remember I'm just a poor and lonely tomb robber...
Yami: shut up and get the buttermilk
Bakura: thinks: if he didn't have that damn millennium puzzle..I would have sent him to the shadow realm.. :gets the buttermilk and mixes it with the "dough":
Yami: tries to fold the "eggs" but instead just puts them in the mix:
Bakura: now we need 1 1/4 of the batter and put it in the iron...
Yami: I'll do that...:puts the batter in the iron and waits for 5 minutes: hey I think its done!
Bakura: opens it and it explodes in his face: Oh yeah..its done...stupid Pharaoh...
Door: opens and closes:
Yami: OH NO THEY ARE HERE!!
Yugi and Ryou: walk into the kitchen:
Yugi: YAMI I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!
Ryou: YOU TOO BAKURA!!!
Bakura: EEK! WELL THAT IS ALL FOR TODAY! NEXT WEEK IS HOW TO MAKE RAZZLEBERRY TRIFLE! :runs for dear life with Yami next to him and Ryou and Yugi right behind them:
Well what do you think? Hey it's my first humor Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic so don't hate me!!! Anyway please r+r!!!!!!!!
Summary: While Ryou and Yugi are away at school...these crazy Yamis decide to put on a cooking show! Disaster everywhere I promise!
Yes yes I know the characters are OOC so don't review me if your gonna tell me that! BUT DO REVIEW!!!!
Chapter 1 The yamis make Crispy Cornmeal Waffles
Yami: Hello and welcome to The Yami and Bakura Cooking Show! With you host ME!!! The sexy Pharaoh! :mumbles: and Bakura the tomb robber...
Bakura: HEY! Your not sexy! I AM!!! ME!! AND WHY DOES YOUR NAME APPEAR FIRST ON THE SHOW?!?!?!?!
Yami: um...um...cause I am the Pharaoh?
Bakura: It should be in alphabetic order.... THAT WAY I'LL BE FIRST!
Yami: Oh shut up and on with the show
Bakura: mumbles: stupid Pharaoh...telling me what to do...
Yami: Anyway..today on the show we will tell you how to make Waffles!
Bakura: Hey do you even know how to make waffles?
Yami: um...no but that's why we have the cookbook!
Bakura: are you sure this is a cookbook? I've never seen a cookbook with a picture of Tea....
Yami: looks at the book and snatches it, blushing: oops..my mistake...Here's the cookbook :pulls out 1000 recipes for The Nameless Pharaoh and Tomb Robber: Now open to page 26 Bakura...
Bakura: mumbles: stupid Pharaoh...telling me what to do....
Bakura: alright it says we need " 1 cup of whole wheat flour"...flour..Hey Pharaoh isn't flour spelt f-l-o-w-e-r?
Yami: yes...strange they misspelled it.. Whole Wheat Flower eh? Where can we get that?
Bakura :doesn't Yugi have a garden in the back?
Yami: Oh yeah! Im gonna go look for some you get started on getting the other ingredients! :runs to the backyard:
Bakura: mumbles: stupid Pharaoh...telling me what to do..:looks at cookbook: we need 1 cup of whole grain cornmeal....hmm...what's cornmeal? Is it like corn..in a meal? :looks through the refrigerator: Well this is a cornmeal...:takes out a frozen dinner entry that says "NOW WITH CORN!" and places it on the table:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile in the back~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yami: hmm..this look like wheat..:takes out some weeds from the back and fills the weeds in a big bag and goes back inside: I have the wheat!
Bakura: we now need 2 tablespoons of sugar...:takes out the bag of sugar and takes out two HUGE spoons:
Yami: Next we need 2 teaspoons of Baking powder...shouldn't it be Baby powder?
Bakura: shrugs: don't ask me..you're the Pharaoh...
Yami: nods and runs to the bathroom and comes out with Baby powder: Lucky I found some...
Yami: we need 3/4 of baking soda...Bakura I think we have some Pepsi in the refrigerator go get it...
Bakura: getting mad: stupid Pharaoh telling me what to do..:gets the Pepsi from the refrigerator:
Yami: read: 4 egg whites eh? Well..eggs are always white so that should be no problem..:gets 4 eggs out:
Bakura: Hey Pharaoh? Is milk fat? And how do you make buttermilk?
Yami: Why do you ask?
Bakura: rolls his eyes: cause it says here we need 1 ½ cups of nonfat buttermilk...
Yami: oh..Milk isn't fat...well it depends on what cup you put it in..:takes out a really skinny cup: we'll put it in here..but how do we make buttermilk...
Bakura: I KNOW!!! LETS PUT BUTTER IN MILK!!! :starts to put the butter in the milk and gives it to Yami:
Yami: puts it in the really skinny cup: There...nonfat buttermilk....
Bakura: ok we need to coat a waffle iron with a nonstick cooking spray, and preheat according to the manufacturer's directions..
Yami: I have the waffle iron! But..what do we coat it with? Yugi has some very interesting coats..
Bakura: Pharaoh we need to coat it with a spray duh! :takes out a spray with water and sprays the waffle iron: There now preheat it..
Yami: stupid Tomb robber telling the great Pharaoh what to do...:preheats the waffle iron:
Yami: alright we need to combine the flour, cornmeal, sugar, powder, and soda in a large bowl and stir it well.
Bakura: takes out a large bowl and puts the weeds, frozen entry, sugar, baby powder, and Pepsi, starts to mix them: Damn this is hard...:after a while: There all mixed..
Yami: looks at it: eeewww mortals eat this? Strange..
Bakura: ok we now place the egg whites in the bowl of an electric mixer, and beat on high until soft peaks form? What is this gibberish???
Yami: here I'll beat the eggs: starts "beating" the eggs: DIE YOU STUPID EGGS!!! DIE!!! BOW BEFORE ME FOR I AM THE GREAT PHARAOH!!! DIE!!!!! there..the eggs are beaten...:takes the eggs insides (AN: eeewww doesn't sound right!) from the walls and floors and puts it in a bowl:
Yami: ok now we...Add the buttermilk to the flour mixture and stir it to mix well and gently fold in the eggs...wait a min..how do you fold beaten eggs?
Bakura: I have no idea..remember I'm just a poor and lonely tomb robber...
Yami: shut up and get the buttermilk
Bakura: thinks: if he didn't have that damn millennium puzzle..I would have sent him to the shadow realm.. :gets the buttermilk and mixes it with the "dough":
Yami: tries to fold the "eggs" but instead just puts them in the mix:
Bakura: now we need 1 1/4 of the batter and put it in the iron...
Yami: I'll do that...:puts the batter in the iron and waits for 5 minutes: hey I think its done!
Bakura: opens it and it explodes in his face: Oh yeah..its done...stupid Pharaoh...
Door: opens and closes:
Yami: OH NO THEY ARE HERE!!
Yugi and Ryou: walk into the kitchen:
Yugi: YAMI I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!
Ryou: YOU TOO BAKURA!!!
Bakura: EEK! WELL THAT IS ALL FOR TODAY! NEXT WEEK IS HOW TO MAKE RAZZLEBERRY TRIFLE! :runs for dear life with Yami next to him and Ryou and Yugi right behind them:
Well what do you think? Hey it's my first humor Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic so don't hate me!!! Anyway please r+r!!!!!!!!