Hey peoples!! This is a little one shot that came to me just a few hours ago! I'll explain at the bottom on how it came to be!!

Well, enjoy guys!!!

Disclaimer: -clears throat and pulls out que card- I in no shape nor form do I own Naruto....the show would be much more....interesting if I did though...

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"I should get a new job." Naruto walked around the giant store. Making sure all the beds were neat and tidy. Yes, he, Naruto Uzumaki worked at the Mattress King.

"Arg! Who the hell comes to buy a bed at 6 in the god forsaken morning! Stupid managers and messed up hours." As Naruto kept up his little rant, he didn't see the leg of a bed sticking out and ended up on the floor.

"Ok! That's it! You're going down you evil bed from hell! That was the third time in two hours that you have tripped me! Prepare to meet your moosey fate!" And so, the hysterical blonde jumped on the bed. He ripped the pillows and threw the sheets in the air as he began to laugh maniacally. "Who's on top now you evil thing! WHO!? Me! That's who!"

While Naruto sat on the bed with a victorious smile on his face, a man stood behind him. "Excuse me, you work here?" Naruto jumped and ended up on the floor. He hadn't heard the man coming. "Uh, yeah. Hehe, you..uh…didn't see that..right?" The blonde looked up at the other person there. "I'll pretend I didn't."

The other man was a raven haired man, about his age as well, 20. Naruto picked himself up and sighed. "Welcome to Mattress King! Do you need help or assistance with anything?" Naruto smiled side ways. The other man snorted. "Yes, I need to find the perfect bed." The blonde thought for a minute and looked at his raven haired customer.

"Well, what seems to be the problem with your current bed?" The other man walked over to one of the demo beds and sat down. "My bed has springs. Every night, I can feel them on my back and I'm sensitive. And when I have a certain friend over, he complains about it being too stiff on his back. So, I need a bed that's comfortable and meshes with my back and doesn't leave any horrid imprints."

Naruto sat beside the other man pulled out a mini book of all the beds in the store. "Well, I seem to know of a few beds that will help you. If you'll follow me, I'll be glad to help you pick."

As Naruto walked ahead, he couldn't help but feel eyes on him, when he turned around, the other man was looking at his butt which made him blush. "Uhm, sir, I would appreciate it if you wouldn't stare so much at my ass. It's not going to run off anywhere." The man snorted and picked up his pace to walk right beside the blonde. You can call me Sasuke." It was Naruto's turn to snort. "I'm sorry, SIR, but store policy does not allow to call any of our customers by given name."

The rave, or now the man known as Sasuke continued to walk along side Naruto. "Alright, this is the first bed. It doesn't contain any springs. Many people that sleep on their backs mostly like it."

The raven chewed on his bottom lip and sat on the bed. It felt a little hard. "You may lie down on it if you feel that it will suit you." Sasuke did so and made a face of annoyance. "This one's too hard. It feels stiff." Sasuke got off of it and shook his head no.

"Alright then, we'll move on to the next one." They walked over two isles and were looking at a very poofy bed. "This one contains little to no springs and came all the way from England. It was said that the kings used to sleep on beds like these because of their softness." Sasuke arched an eyebrow.

He slowly sat on it, a bit skeptical of it, but when he did, he discovered that it truly was soft and cushiony. When he went to lie down on it, he ended up sinking half way into it. It almost appeared like the bed had eaten him. Naruto tried to hold in a laugh, but failed. "This one's too soft. And too…sinkable. I feel like I'm going to be eaten." After a few tries, Sasuke couldn't get out. "Hey, dobe, get me out of here. I think this thing's alive."

After about five minutes, Sasuke was pulled out. There were some feathers in his hair due to the sinking of the bed. It seemed that it was made out of many bird feathers put into a single cushion. "Alright, we have one more to look at and then that's it."

After weaving over a few beds, they ended up at a normal looking mattress. "This mattress here is a Tempur-Pedic. It can hold your shape and is nothing but mattress and was designed by people from NASA. It helps reduce back pains and allows you to relax and not wake your partner when sleeping."

Sasuke looked at the bed. It was queen sized. It seemed alright, so he sat on it. As soon as his bottom hit, he felt no springs, nor anything. Then he lied on it. It was perfect for his back! It captured his curves and everything! He felt like he was on a cloud. There was only one more test to go for him to make the deal of buying the mattress.

"Lay down beside me, I gotta make sure it can hold two people." Naruto sighed and did so. The bed was comfortable and managed to hold the both of them.

When the blonde was about to get off, he was grabbed around the waist pulled in.

Sasuke captured the blonde's lips and smirked when he felt the other kissing back. He slowly rolled over so he was straddling the blonde and smirked. "This is the final test to make sure this is the right bed for me." Naruto blushed and tried to get out from under the raven. But as soon as he tried to push the other off, his hands were grabbed and pinned over his head as another hand made it's way over his worker's shirt.

He couldn't help but arch his back as the cold fingers danced on his heated skin. "Sto-hah!"

The blonde continued to struggle when suddenly, the two men on the mattress heard the door to the back open.

As quickly as they could, both fixed themselves and acted as if they were mere customer and employee, as it should have been.

"Oh, Naruto! Good to see your bringing in customers! I guess I should put you on permanent morning duty!" A big man with long white hair stood in front of both men.

"Ah! Sasuke, good to see you! How's Kakashi?" The older man gave the raven a toothy grin while Naruto stood on the side with a puzzled look on his face. "I don't know how he is. I'm not his sitter Jiraya." The older man snorted and looked at Naruto. "Naruto, this is Sasuke! I've known him and his family since he was a little tike! Anyway, did you find anything you like Sasuke?" The raven smirked and looked over to the blonde. "Yup, I found everything I need alright. I'll just have the thing I need delivered if that's alright. I'd like it to be at my place in a little bit."

Jiraya took the pen and pad from Naruto and wrote down the bed's number and when to have it delivered. "Alright then, pleasure making business with you Sasuke, I'll just have Naruto deliver it and set it up in few hours. I just need you to sign here." With one flip of the pen, The deal was done.

"I'll see you in a few hours, Na-ru-to." And with that, the raven left the store and went home to wait for his delivery.

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Tada! Lol, hope you liked this. It came to me not too long ago.

Alright, here's how this thing came to me! While going to the mall today, I passed by a mattress king store and tada! Instant random idea. This not a multi chapter thing. It's just a spur of the moment! It'll have a lemon chapter though, so yeah!.....I say that too uch don't. I've noticed that after a line, I always type "So yeah." ....random....oh well.

Hope you guys stay for the next chapter! Don't forget to REVIEW and tell me what you think!

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