Hello all! What you are about to read is a spin off of any advice columns you see in the papers and such.

When the hobbits return to The Shire, a post Return of the King, many people in The Shire looked to Merry for advice, so this got him thinking. A brilliant idea came to him when he was eating tomatoes out of Frodo's yard, he should make an advice column in the local newspaper called, "Shire Weekly."
Well I shan't tell you more, it would give it away, so on we go with this not-so-exciting, but odd advice column.

Dear Merry,

Congradgulations on your advice column, and I am very proud to write the first letter to you! YAY!!

Sincerely,
Pippin

Dear Pippin,

That's nice, but I can't give you any advice if you don't ask for it.

Sincerely,
Merry

Dear Merry,

I don't need any advice, I just wanted to be the first one to write to you, silly.

Sincerely,
Pippin

Dear Pippin,

Well that's great! You just ruined my first column!

Sincerely,
Merry

Dear Merry,

Whoa! Settle down there. You have some anger issues to sort out. Take my advice and just eat a nice big cake.

Sincerely,
Pippin

Dear Pippin,

Isn't Merry supposed to be giving the advice?

Sincerely,
Frodo

Dear Frodo,

Yeah, I think he is. Oh well. Do you want to go to the movies with me? I'll buy you a big bag of popcorn.

Sincerely,
Pippin

Dear Pippin,

No, I can't. I promised Sam I would watch his plants grow.

Sincerely,
Frodo