Disclaimer: I- do- not- own- anything!!! Okay? Happy? I said it!! -_-
Note: Insanity ahead!!! It was a dream I had last night… That's what I get for obsessing over YGO too much!! ^^0
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It is a nice Friday afternoon, and school has just ended. Yuugi opens his door and throws his school bag on the floor, and proceeds to open a shopping bag.
"Look Yami!! Isn't this teddy bear just SO cute?" Yuugi asks and walks over to his bag. Yami separates from Yuugi and takes a look at it.
"Well… It's nice I—" Yami stops in mid-sentence when he saw the teddy bear grin evilly.
"What in the name of Ra?? Aibou! Your teddy bear is possessed!!! " Yami exclaims. Yuugi turned around to face Yami.
"What are you talking about? Have you been drinking Sugoroku's beer again?"
"No!! Really! Your teddy bear just evilly grinned at me when you were getting your homework out!!!" Yami defends. Yuugi looks at his newly bought teddy bear. It was just sitting there. And doing its job; being cute.
"… Right…" Yuugi walks to his desk and starts his homework. Yami stares at the teddy bear.
"I'm going to get a snack, need anything Yami??" Yuugi asks while walking to the door.
"If you have a 'teddy bear begone' ANYTHING… I'll have it." Yuugi just rolls his eyes and walks out. Yami watches him, but then turns to the t/b (A/N: teddy bear). The t/b lifts it's head up and starts laughing insanely and jumps on Yami's head pulling hair and jumping up and down.
"What the— AHHH!!! AIIBBBBOOOU!!!! THE TEDDY BEAR IS ATTACKING ME!!!!" Yami tries to grab the t/b, but when Yuugi enters. The t/b hops in Yami's hand and acts limp.
"What? Where?" Yuugi looks down at Yami's hand where the t/b rests. Yuugi walks over to a phone, and dials a number.
"Hello, is this the mental care centre? Ok, good. I'd like to make an appointment… Name?? Yami Mutoh. Thanks, bye!H" Yuugi puts the phone down on its receiver.
"Aibou!! I'm NOT crazy!!!" Yami whines.
"Pfft, tell that to the psychiatrist after reencountering the day you had today.. Anyways, I'm going to hang out with the others now, see you!" Yuugi grabs his stuff and runs out….
~*~*~ AN HOUR LATER~*~*~
Yuugi swings open his door "I'm baaack!!! What in the world..?" His whole room looks like it had been hit by a tornado, but the most interesting scene was Yami pinning down the t/b holding a pair of scissors to it's head.
"YAMI!!!! Why is this place in such a big mess?!" Yami turns around and sees his Aibou… But the uses the scissors to snip the t/b's head off.
"The teddy bear did it!!!" Yami protests.
The End!!!
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Kin: My poor attempt at a humour fic…
Yami: **Being dragged away in a white suit** the teddy bear did it!!! I swear!! I— **gets cut off when he's shoved into a van that says 'mental hospital'**
Yuugi: Poor Yami… Maybe next time I should buy a dog plush!
Kin: Errmm… You'd better not… Well, please review! I'm sorry if I tortured Yami too much... ^^0
Note: Insanity ahead!!! It was a dream I had last night… That's what I get for obsessing over YGO too much!! ^^0
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It is a nice Friday afternoon, and school has just ended. Yuugi opens his door and throws his school bag on the floor, and proceeds to open a shopping bag.
"Look Yami!! Isn't this teddy bear just SO cute?" Yuugi asks and walks over to his bag. Yami separates from Yuugi and takes a look at it.
"Well… It's nice I—" Yami stops in mid-sentence when he saw the teddy bear grin evilly.
"What in the name of Ra?? Aibou! Your teddy bear is possessed!!! " Yami exclaims. Yuugi turned around to face Yami.
"What are you talking about? Have you been drinking Sugoroku's beer again?"
"No!! Really! Your teddy bear just evilly grinned at me when you were getting your homework out!!!" Yami defends. Yuugi looks at his newly bought teddy bear. It was just sitting there. And doing its job; being cute.
"… Right…" Yuugi walks to his desk and starts his homework. Yami stares at the teddy bear.
"I'm going to get a snack, need anything Yami??" Yuugi asks while walking to the door.
"If you have a 'teddy bear begone' ANYTHING… I'll have it." Yuugi just rolls his eyes and walks out. Yami watches him, but then turns to the t/b (A/N: teddy bear). The t/b lifts it's head up and starts laughing insanely and jumps on Yami's head pulling hair and jumping up and down.
"What the— AHHH!!! AIIBBBBOOOU!!!! THE TEDDY BEAR IS ATTACKING ME!!!!" Yami tries to grab the t/b, but when Yuugi enters. The t/b hops in Yami's hand and acts limp.
"What? Where?" Yuugi looks down at Yami's hand where the t/b rests. Yuugi walks over to a phone, and dials a number.
"Hello, is this the mental care centre? Ok, good. I'd like to make an appointment… Name?? Yami Mutoh. Thanks, bye!H" Yuugi puts the phone down on its receiver.
"Aibou!! I'm NOT crazy!!!" Yami whines.
"Pfft, tell that to the psychiatrist after reencountering the day you had today.. Anyways, I'm going to hang out with the others now, see you!" Yuugi grabs his stuff and runs out….
~*~*~ AN HOUR LATER~*~*~
Yuugi swings open his door "I'm baaack!!! What in the world..?" His whole room looks like it had been hit by a tornado, but the most interesting scene was Yami pinning down the t/b holding a pair of scissors to it's head.
"YAMI!!!! Why is this place in such a big mess?!" Yami turns around and sees his Aibou… But the uses the scissors to snip the t/b's head off.
"The teddy bear did it!!!" Yami protests.
The End!!!
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Kin: My poor attempt at a humour fic…
Yami: **Being dragged away in a white suit** the teddy bear did it!!! I swear!! I— **gets cut off when he's shoved into a van that says 'mental hospital'**
Yuugi: Poor Yami… Maybe next time I should buy a dog plush!
Kin: Errmm… You'd better not… Well, please review! I'm sorry if I tortured Yami too much... ^^0