AT THE DOUCHE Part 1
(Terrance comes in with the mail. Phillip is eating pancakes. Terrance reads a card from the pile of mail while eating pancakes. It is 5:00 on November 30th.)
Terrance: Phillip, We've been invited to a Christmas party at Jim Carrey's house.
Phillip: oh goody!
(Cuts to Jim Carrey's House on Christmas Eve, Terrance and Phillip are in the doorway.)
Terrance: (in Shrek's voice) A douche? A douche? Well finally the bitch has thrown a Douche.
Phillip: (in Donkey's voice) yeah an ugly bitch.
(they both laugh. Shrek and Donkey appear.)
Donkey: We take the offensive.
(Terrance and Phillip kill them both.)
(Later Terrance and Phillip dance together while being drunk.)
Cartoons, Jim Carrey, Batman, Joker, Two - Face, Mr. Freeze, & Poison Ivy: Homos.
(a vortex opens and a duplicate of Phillip comes out.)
Phillip: Get away from my best friend!
Terrance: Phillip!?!
TO BE CONTINUED
Directed by Trey Parker
Cast:
Terrance as himself
Phillip as himself and Phillip 2
Jim Carrey as himself
Christian Bale as Batman
Matt Damon as The Joker
Aaron Eckhardt as Two – Face
Arnold Swartzeneggar as Mr. Freeze
Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy
Michael Gough as Terrance's Shrek voice
Eddie Murphy as Donkey and Phillip's Donkey voice
Matt Stone and Trey Parker as additional characters
Animated by Terrance, Phillip, Matt Stone, and Trey Parker
Produced by Terrance and Phillip
Music by Alf Clausen