Chapter 1: Viva Las Vegas!
It was another warm, quiet, and peaceful day in Chargrin Falls, Ohio.
"Lookout! We're going to crash right into that shop!"
Of course, that would be the case if Calvin and Hobbes weren't causing chaos like usual, but that's never the case.
Calvin and Hobbes decided to add numerous Pop Bottles onto the wagon and see how fast they could go through the entire city, and it was giving them so close calls.
"Watch out! We're going to crash into that car!"
"Relax you sissy! I'm trying to get it back to our house so we can have a safe impact!"
Calvin steered the wagon back to his street, with the wagon still going fast, it showed no signs of stopping. Calvin steered it to his house, went straight into the back, into the forest, and then his a tree branch and flung themselves off a cliff, into a pond.
"That's the last time I'm helping you out with one of your idiotic plans." Hobbes grumbled as he and Calvin trudged up back to Calvin's house.
"Well it's not my fault nobody told me that Mentos react differently to each type of Pop! You'd be dead if it wasn't for my superior driving skills!" Calvin stated in self defense.
Hobbes rolled his eyes, "Superior, sure, let's just say I already feel bad for your driving instructor for when you take Drivers' Training." he muttered.
Calvin wasn't about ready to lose an argument to Hobbes. "Well the last time I let you steer, we almost got arrested!" he retorted.
"Well it wasn't my idea to try and ride off a roof and try and see how much stuff you could get while zipping through stores in that wagon." Hobbes shot back.
"Just shut up you sissy, or I'm demoting you to Club Swabber in G.R.O.S.S." Calvin stated, and that ended that argument.
Eventually, Calvin and Hobbes made it home.
"What happened to you Calvin?" His Mom asked when Calvin stepped in the house, with dirt and water all over him among other things.
"Let's just say Hobbes and I tried performing a Science Experiment and went completely wrong." Calvin said.
"Well you better hop in the tub, since your father and I need to take a shower tonight since we won't have time in the morning."
Calvin gasped, "Don't tell me Rosalyn is coming to babysit me again! She just did last week! And all she did was sleep most of the time because she had a cold!"
"Your not being babysat tonight Calvin, your father has to go out to Las Vegas for his work, and his co-worker got some plane tickets for all of us to go." Calvin's Mom explained.
Calvin spawned an evil grin on his face, and started laughing manically as he ran up to take a bath.
Calvin's Dad came in, "I heard Calvin laughing, what is he going to do this time?"
"It's probably better that we don't find out, hopefully he's just excited." Calvin's Mom said.
"Well, we better hope so." Calvin's Dad remarked.
But Calvin's Parents would be wrong, because with Calvin, anything chaotic could happen.
Later that night while in bed, Calvin and Hobbes were looking at a magazine that was about Las Vegas.
"Las Vegas should be fun." Hobbes remarked, "What should we do while we are there?"
An evil grin spawned on Calvin's face, Hobbes groaned.
"Trust me Hobbes! This genius idea will work! And once we leave Vegas, will be Zillionares! And we'll be able to buy the world! Anything we want will be ours!" Calvin stated.
"Which is?"
"So I've been working on some fake ID's to get us into Casino's, once we're in them, we'll figure out how to rig the machine so that we can win! As long as nobody catches us, we'll be able to rig any game with our brains, and we'll be so rich, it'll make chumps like Bill Gates look weak!"
"Hmm, it seems risky, but if we both get rich, then I'm in." Hobbes said.
Calvin grinned. "Brilliant"
The next day, after waiting in long TSA lines, a couple of gate changes, and a 4 hour flight, Calvin's family made it to Las Vegas.
"Well, here we are gang, Las Vegas Nevada!" Calvin's Dad said as they left the Airport.
"Thank gosh, it's obnoxious having to sit in a seat with a bunch of snoring loons and annoying kids on board, can't they just shut them up or something or throw them off the plane?" Calvin asked.
"That's not how Customer Service on Airlines Work Calvin." Calvin Dad said as he tried to get a taxi to the hotel.
"I should make my own airline, then I'd make sure everyone has a quality ride." Calvin stated as he got in the cab.
Later, the finally reached the hotel room, Calvin got Hobbes out of his suitcase.
"Thank gosh I can move again, but luckily I was able to entertain myself during the whole ordeal, but I couldn't draw anything on your comic books since there wasn't a pen in there." Hobbes said.
Calvin laughed, "That's because I'm two steps ahead of you as always!"
"So when are we going to start our master plan? Tonight? Or Tomorrow?" Hobbes asked.
"Maybe tomorrow, since I want to go swimming tonight." Calvin said, "And you can watch me train to be the next Michael Phelps."
"So your going to train to become a drunk driver? That's a new one for you." Hobbes jokingly remarked.
"I'M NOT TRAINING TO DO HIS IMPERFECTIONS YOU DOLT!" Calvin said in annoyance as Hobbes laughed. While Hobbes was laughing, Calvin looked out the window of the Hotel Room.
"Watch out Las Vegas, because Calvin and Hobbes are going to make you all go bankrupt." As Calvin laughed manically.