Warning- Parody In Progress! Clichés Abound! High Insanity! Terrible Grammar/Horrible Spellings! MWHAHAHA! Everything in here has unfortunately been used and abused in serious fics, and we grew so tired of it, we decided to have a little fun!

Now starts the horror-

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A/N: THANKS FOR READING! WE LOVE IT! LOL!

Zenn's Muse Virgil- This is what we do!

Zenn- Shush up, you. Do your job.

Ponine- Who are you talking to?

Zenn- My muse.

Ponine- Oh. Well, meet mine- Susan MacPereson.

Zenn and Virgil- Hi!

Rini- Mine's name is Eduardo.

Zenn, Virgil, Ponine, and Susan- Hi!

Eduardo- Hello. I'm only alive sometimes.

Zenn- That's too bad.

Rini- Oh, shush.

Virgil- Why aren't you girls writing?

Ponine- Because we like to talk.

Susan- What planet are you from?

Virgil- One where people do what they are supposed to!

Susan- OOKKAAY!

Zenn- Now, done with the typical annoying author note. Just a peice of advice: if you flame, we'll laugh, because everything is written as it should be. That is the point of a parody! On with the horrible story!

What Can Go Wrong Will Go Wrung

By: Ponine, Rini, and Zenn

Chapter 1- Unexpeccted Suprisses

Ittt was a typical stormy nite over h ogwarts. Thunder blasted through the skye. hogwarts castle was real wet and the students couldnt selep in there dormiatorys.

Harry was wandering around (A/N: As usual! hehe), and was hoping not to run into the evil greasy git, Snape.

"Potter!" No such luck. "Yes, snape?" "Use proper respect, you misunderstood twit!" "Sorry, professor."

Harry walked away as Snape shook his greasy head. Harry would have been surprised that Snape didn't take points like Snape usually did, but Harry was too busy angsting. As he was walking, he kept thinking about everything and nothing- his uncle, his aunt, his cousin, his godfather, his best friend's Ron and Harmony, his classmates, his teacher's, his headmaster Dumblydor, his potions Teachere Snape, his arch rivel Draco (why'd I call him Draco, Harry thought to himself), and his real enemy Moldywort. He also thought about Remus the werewolve, the Order of tthe Pheonix, the phrophesy, the gient squid in the lake, Hagrid, Grawp (A/N: Why did JKR have to write that chara?), Mrs. Norris.

Suddenly, he looked down when something rubbed his leg. Letting out a squeal, he then took deep breaths when he saw thaT it was Mrs. Norris. "Speak of the devil!" (A/N: Really!) "What are you doing, Mrs. Norris?"

When she rubbed him again, he cocked his head to the side. "Well, i guess you are now my kitty. hope Hedwig wont mind."

Hours passed as he walked along. He didnt notice them pass. He kept thinking about things, especillly how he was misunderstood by everyone. He couldn't understand how everyone could be so jolly and happy, when he was so miserable. It just wasn't fair. (A/N: Aww, poor wittle Harry!)

Suddenly he ran into someone walking towards him. "Ouch." he said as he feel down. Looking up, he noticed an angry looking Ron glaring at him. "Oh sorry Ron"

"Harry, why don't you ever look around you? You never notice anyone but yourself, all because your famous. its not fair, others are so much better than you!" Ron yelled. "Your not my friend anymore, i only became friends with you so i'd get famous and because Dumbydor didnt want you to be a Slytherin!"

Ron walked away, leaving his ex-best friend to wallow in his angst again. Now Ron doesn't even like me, Harry thought. He walked further down the corridor, only to turn the corner and see Ron again. He was in a corner with Harmony, who was holding a very big book in her left arm, and they were snogging. Harry sighed and walked away, ignoring Nearly Headless Nick, who floated through him.

Suddenly the front hall doors opened (A/N: That's where Harry was walking, just to let you know!) and a big black dog ran in and tackled Harry.

Harry screamed then started crying because the dog reminded him of his dead godfather Serios. Suddenly the dog popped into a man. The man hugged harry and told him to stop crying. "Harry! Its me! Sirius! I'm alive!" "W-w-w-what! S-s-s-serious? h-h-how!" "I dont know, Harry! But I'm back, really!"

Harry hugged his godfather tight. When he backed away, he noticed a wolve walk in behind the Animagis. Moony bounded over to Harry and Serius and knocked them over, licking there faces. "Moony! Stop!" They yelled, as they got up and ran from the wolve.

As they ran, they nearly knocked over Dumbydor, who was walking around in purple pajamas patterned with shouting stars. He was eating candy by the handful. (A/N: As usual, of course! lol) "Hey," Dumydor asked them, "Have you seen Sev?"

They said no and continued running down the hallway. they passed MacGongaal, who walked over and grabbed Dumbldior's arse. They all screamed as they saaw tthat and ran away faster. Suddenly they saw something even worse. (A/N: Can you guess?) Filch was in a corner with Nevielle, (fill in the blank). Screaming once more, Harry and Serius and Remus, (who was screaming as a wolve, which would sound weird), all ran quicker. They bearly noticed running through the bloody baron, who was attacking Peeves with a see-through kitchen knife.

As they finally slowed down, they found themselfs in the Dungeons. "Do you know were we are, Harry?" Serius asked, looking around nervously. Harry shook his head, as did the wolve nect to him.

Harrys mood dropped back to his self-pitying mood as he realized he was lost. Then he noticed someone step out from behind a portrait of Salazar Slytherin, who was smoking and looking evilly at them. The person walked over to them, and Harry fainted when he saw him.

It was Snape, and he was waering rainbow colored pajamas. After waking Harry back up, Snape fainted when he noticed Serious standing there. No one wanted to wake him back up, but knew they had to, as they were lost.

Moony walked over to the pottions Master and licked his mouth. Snape waked up, screaming. Moony backed away whinging, and Snape got up. "The only person I want a kiss from is Minnie MacGongaal, thank you very much!" he yelled. Then he looked at them. "Well, Seriius, your back. Well, why don't we go get a drink to your return."

"Okay, bye Harry, only adults can get drinks." Serious said, patting his head. The adults (two human, one wolve) walked away, leaving Harry in his self-pity again. (A/N: he does have a lot of bad moods, doesn't he?) "No one likes me," he muttered, tears filling his eyes.

"We like you Harry!" two voices called out, and Harry turned around to find the Creepy brothers behind him. Both walked over and grabbed his arm. "Come on, we'll show you!" Harry jerked away and ran to the bathroom to hide, but they followed. Even when he said he had to use the toilet, they wouldn't leave. Finally he asked what they wanted. "Er, well, you know, Harry!" they replied and Harry ran away when they grabbed at his arse.

As Harry ran, the Creepy brothers ran after him. Suddenly they were stuck in a patch of swamp and couldn't get out. Harry stopped running and turned around to look. "Save us, JHarrry!" they yelled. Harry shook his head. "No, I cant, any time I save someone, someone gets hurted." said Harry darkly, his moodyness showing up again.

Suddenly, two redheads came out of the shadows. "Its alright HArry," Gred and Feorge Weaselly called out. "We were stopping them chasing you! Go on, we'll ceep them here!"

Harry said thanks and walked away. He looked down another corrider and gasped when he saw Jerk!Ron and Harmony snogging again. She still had her book, but Ron had his hand down her open shirt. AHrry shook his head and walked away.

"HARRY!" Harry turned around when someone called his name. He saw Moaning Myrtle running towards him, but she wasn't see-through, she was mortal. "Harry! Look, I'm alive, for one day! All for you!" she yelled, throwing herself at him. Neither noticed the sad looking Nick watching them from above.

Harry backed away and ran in the opposite direction as she started singing to him the words to the song My Immortal by Evanasence (A/N: Ponine- great song! You should listen to it!).

He didnt stop running til he reached the front doors again. They were still open. Then two people walked in. One was a pretty women with read hare and the other looked very much like Harry, though older. (A/N: Guess who!)

"M-m-mum? D-d-d-dad?" Harrry croaked, then he passed out. When he woke up, he saw the two people peering over him with loving eyes in there eyes. "Yes, Harry. Its true, we're alive." "But its been 15 years! Its 2005 now!"

Harry sat up and James helped him up. "Don't you know that you make us so proud," he asked his son. Harry felt tears in his eyes, then suddenly a suit of armor jumped from his place near the wall, swinging a battle ax. The weapon slashed through both of his parents necks, and blood gushed all over the front hall and over Harry. He stood there staring for what seemed 10 hours but was only about 20 minutes, then he ran away, still dripping his parents blood.

He ran into someone, falling down again. "What in the world?" Draco asked staring at Harry. "Why were you runing?"

Harry shook his head and stood up. "Nothing, Malfoy. What are you doing?" "Just passing out candy." "Really? why?" "Felt like it. Dad's doing the same at the M o M, then he's coming here to help me. We want people to realize that we don't really want to be DEs, we were forced into it, and in reality are nice, loving people." "Oh, well, thats good."

Then another person walked through the still open front doors. For a moment all Harry and Draco could do was stair. (Dun, dun, DUN!) It was Voldiemort! He was dressed in very nice robes and was waering movie star sunglasses. Taking them off, he smiled at the two boys.

TBC

A/N: Evil Cliffie! MWHAHAHA! Don't kill us! Sorry! More is coming! Promise!

And that concludes the first chapter of the parody of all of HP fanfiction. Hope you enjoyed a good laugh. This chapter was done by all of us, the next will be written by Rini alone. Following that, each chap will be done by a separate person. Have fun!

Zenn, Rini, and Ponine