A/N: This story is based solely on the pilot for the AMC show Breaking Bad it doesn't constitute as a crossover, as little, if any characters from the AMC show will appear in this story. And, just a brief warning; while this story won't have any actual smut, (just like how the pilot didn't have any full on porn) but it might get pretty close. And this first chapter will be pretty heavily based on the first episode, (rewatch the first episode if certain things happen in here for no apparent reason) but I can assure you that the rest will be of my own imagination.

It was dark and quiet in the Team RWBY dorm, not one noise from any one of its occupants, and not one speck of light. WBY was fast asleep, each one of them sprawled out in their beds. However, their leader was wide awake, blankly staring at the ceiling. She had tried desperately to return to sleep, but sleep would not return to her.

Ruby admitted defeat and moved her gaze to the ceiling in between the bunk beds, where an alarm clock was dimly projecting the time in a deep red; 5:02 AM.

Ruby looked back to the space above her bed, lying motionless as she just laid there and thought. Her gaze returned to the time; 5:03 AM.

Ruby sighed and rose from her bed, dropping onto the floor carefully, as not to wake her teammates. She plodded through the darkness, and into the bathroom, leaving off the light and closing the door behind her. But Ruby did not use the bathroom, she simply sat on the edge of the bathtub, staring at her reflection in the mirror.

Ruby examined herself in the mirror, noting the slight bagginess under her eyes, she examined the rest of her body. She scanned every aspect of what she could see in the mirror. She didn't hate looking at her reflection, but she didn't enjoy it either.

The girl stood and locked the door before removing her pajamas, leaving her in just a pair of panties. Which she soon abandoned as well. She now stood, completely nude in the center of the bathroom, a rather bored look on her face. She slowly sat back down on the tub, feeling the cold porcelain against her rear end.

Ruby felt an overwhelming feeling of shame as she moved her hand down to her crotch. This was the third night she had gotten up to such a thing, and she felt bad about it. This couldn't be a normal occurrence for other girls, right? After all, she had never seen any of her teammates get up in the middle of the night like she had. It was quite possible that others did this, but as much as Ruby did? No. No way.

But it really didn't matter, now did it? Ruby was doing it now and that's all that mattered to her. She felt no shame during the act, only before and after. She felt nothing but mind numbing pleasure during. And that's why she continued, despite the shame.

Ruby moaned softly and fell off the tub as she finished. She now felt immensely tired. She yawned loudly as she slid her clothes back onto her body, masking her pale form.

Ruby yawned as she plopped down at the breakfast table. Her teammates had taken the liberty of getting her breakfast for her, and for that she thanked them.

"What time are you gonna be home?" Yang asked the girl. Ruby looked at her for a second, coughing as she tried to figure out what the blonde meant. It was the weekend, so there weren't any classes.

"Work." Yang told her.

Ruby nodded. "Six." She told her sister.

Yang nodded.

"I don't want him dicking around tonight." Yang told her. "You get paid till six, you work till six. Not seven."

Ruby said nothing, just nodded and returned to her breakfast. Ruby had recently been forced to get a job at a local car wash in Vale, as Weiss, the group's main source of money had been cut off by her father, resulting in a shortage of many of the essentials for living. Such items included toiletries, and nonessential things Yang insisted were essential, such as junk food and recreational activities like going out.

Ruby, as the leader, decided that she would be the one to seek employment, as she needed the experience, Weiss was too prissy to get a real job, Ruby would have felt bad giving the job to Blake, and Yang spent years providing for Ruby when their father shut down.

This whole situation sucked for Ruby, as it meant spending most of her time away from classes at work. The girl was often exhausted from all the work, but felt as though it was worth it because her friends were happy. However, this did cause some friction among the four, as Ruby was constantly tired and miserable, while her teammates had energy and were happy. Sometimes just their very existence rubbed the girl the wrong way. But she'd be lying if she said they weren't like her family.

Ruby's job at the carwash was to work the cash register while others washed the vehicles that came through.

"Eight, nine, ten. And ten makes twenty. Please come again!" Ruby said in the cheeriest voice she could muster. The customer she served wandered off, recounting his change. Ruby closed the drawer and began to busy herself with record keeping, while the owner argued on the phone.

"No!" The man yelled. "Not— that is not what I said! What I said to you—!"

The conversation on the other end seemed to be getting heated, as the man barked something into the receiver and slammed the phone back onto the wall. The owner of the car wash was a dark skinned faunas named Amir. He, like Blake, was a cat faunas. His dark, scraggly hair matched his ears, making it almost impossible to see them.

"My sister's worthless son!" Amir angrily said to Ruby. "Piece of shit! Shit! Fired for good this time!"

Ruby winced at the harsh words as the man lightly pushed her away from the register.

"I'll run the register." He told her.

"No," Ruby said. "We talked about this—!" She coughed. "Inside only, and only till six!"

"I am short handed, Ruby!" He said. "What am I to do?! What am I to do?!"

Ruby angrily sighed and marched outside to the actual car wash, cursing under her breath.

It was now night time, as she trudged back to her dorm. She knew exactly how she would be greeted when she returned; they would be nice, of course, and actually greet her before extending her an invitation to whatever it was they were doing— or about to do. She always turned them down.

However, as Ruby angrily walked in, slamming the door behind her, none of them dared say a word. No one greeted her. They just remained quiet as she began to collect her pajamas. Yang stopped her.

"We were actually thinking about going somewhere to eat with JNPR." The blonde told her.

"Okay?" Ruby quietly said.

"We want you to come with us." Yang said.

"Just go without me." Ruby told her, motioning to a large jar on the nightstand, filled with money.

Yang shook her head, "You've been working hard for that," she said. "We want you to be able to enjoy some of it."

This sentence relieved a part of Ruby's anger, and the corners of her lips curved ever so slightly.

"What time do they close?" The younger girl asked.

"Twelve." Weiss told her.

"Alright…" Ruby told the three. "I'll go. Just let me take a shower.

She turned and entered the bathroom to relieve the stress the only way she knew how. She rid herself of her work clothes and turned on the shower, her hands already beginning to move south as she stepped into the spray of warm water.

Ruby gasped quietly as her fingers made contact. As her hand began to move, she tried her hardest to be quiet about her moans of pleasure so that her team didn't hear her. Her back pressed against the wall as she continued. It became harder and harder to hide her moans as she neared completion, but she managed. As Ruby finally finished, she loudly gasped, her nude body sliding down the wall and onto the floor.

Unfortunately for her, the pleasure came with a cost; it made her breath heavier. Unfortunately, the fact that the room had filled with steam made this harder, resulting in a coughing fit as she attempted to catch her breath, which she quickly did.

Ruby now laid on the shower floor, panting with one hand resting on her womanhood and the other on one of her breasts.

There was a knock at the door.

"You okay in there, Rubes?" Yang called.

Ruby quickly sat up, moving her hands away from her private areas and looking towards the door.

"Yeah!" Ruby called back. "I'm fine!"

"Okay!" Ruby heard Yang's footsteps move away from the door, so she stood.

Teams RWBY and JNPR all sat huddled in a large, circular booth at some chain restaurant in Vale. Ruby and Jaune sat on the edges, Yang beside Ruby and Pyrrha across from her. In the center of the booth were the remainders of both teams. Nora sat beside Pyrrha and Blake beside Yang, leaving Weiss and Ren in the center.

"Amir, this guy's name is?" Weiss asked. "Jesus, call Homeland."

"Weiss!" Pyrrha said, shocked that she would say such a thing.

"She's kidding." Blake said, glaring at the heiress.

"I'm serious." Weiss said. "Call the VBI, see if he's legal. Might not be. Ship him back to camel land."

"Watch it." Blake said.

"I don't know, Weiss" Jaune said. "Do they actually have camels in Menagerie?"

Blake shook her head. "No." She growled. "Horses."

"Menagerie?" Weiss asked. "What? Camels, horses, Grimm— an animal is an animal."

Weiss noticed the look Blake was giving her and stopped herself. She didn't mean for it to come off like that.

"I was talking about Mystralian outsiders." Weiss clarified. "You're missing my point here. This guy is treating our friend like a doormat. Here Ruby is, she's got a brain the size of Vacuo, and she's shampooing the backseat of some dirtbag's car?"

Yang set her menu down and looked at Ruby, who was ignoring the conversation in favor of the menu.

"Give me the word," she said. Ruby glanced in her direction, showing that she was listening. "I'll talk to this guy, I'll set him straight."

Ruby gave a pained little smile, and shook her head.

"You sure?" Yang asked. "Happy to do it!"

"No." Ruby said, "Thank you. Let's please change the subject."

Everyone nodded, and Nora spoke up.

"Did you guys hear about that huge drug bust in Atlas today?" She energetically asked.

Ruby, having decided what she wanted, set down her menu and gave Nora her full attention, shaking her head.

"They found shoeboxes full of money and drugs. It was like— a million lien!" She looked around wildly as she said this. No one seemed impressed, they just waited for Ren to correct her.

"It was seven hundred thousand lien," he said. "She's technically right."

"That has to be unusual, right?" Ruby asked.

Nora smiled wider, happy to see that Ruby was once again taking interest in conversations.

"Nope!" She said. "Drug dealers make a lot of money!"

Ruby chuckled at how nonchalant the statement was, happy that things were beginning to go back to normal. She yawned.

"I'll be back," she told them, beginning to slide out of her seat. "I'm gonna go to the bathroom."

The others nodded, and Ruby stood. Her legs felt weak for some reason, and she was light headed. The girl took three steps before her legs gave out. She fell onto the edge of an empty table, causing it to flip onto its side.

Her friends leapt from their seats, rushing to where she lay. Yang flipped the younger girl onto her back, noting that her eyes were closed. She lightly smacked the younger girl.

"Come on!" She anxiously said. "Come on, Rubes, wake up!"

The blonde suddenly turned to face the others.

"Call an ambulance!" She shouted, her eyes a dark shade of red. Jaune nodded, pointing to the scroll against his ear. She looked down at Ruby and sighed, her eyes returning to their normal lilac color.