It was another normal day at Halliwell manor.(Then again, do they even have a normal day there?) Piper had been up all night watching the kids and since she hadn't felt overly tired decided to cook breakfast as she always does, being the only proper lady of the house. Phoebe strutted into the kitchen wearing very revealing clothing.
Phoebe: Yo ho Piper! What's cooking?
Piper: Did you just call me a ho?
Phoebe chose to ignore this comment and decided to walk out of the kitchen
Piper: Hey! Where'd you think you are going?
Phoebe: Work ofcourse!
Piper: In that clothing! Aren't you supposed to look professional?
Phoebe: Well I heard there was a new man they hired at the newspaper, so I am going to have to have sex with him on Elise's desk.
Piper: Ah....well aren't you going to eat?
Phoebe: No! I'm late again! I am so fired!
Phoebe ran out of the kitchen, her "fun bags" bouncing up and down.
At this point Paige walked into the kitchen being as perky as usual.
Paige: Good morning Piper! Sorry I can't have any breakfast, but I have some midterms to fill out at Magic School! See ya!
Paige orbed out in a cloud of swirly blue golfballs as Phoebe described them. She wasn't overly smart and always had balls on her mind for some reason.
At this point Leo walked in.
Piper: Don't you dare say anything about how you have to go somewhere! I cook for this family, and you are going to eat damn it!
Leo: But..
Piper: No! I don't care if you are hearing those voices again or if you have issues! You know us! If something paranormal bothers us it is always best to just ignore it, since that has always worked so well for us in the past!
Leo: But..
Piper: No! I do not have your wrinkle cream.
Leo: But..
Piper: Do you want me to blow your testicles up?
Leo: So, what's for breakfast?
Piper: That's more like it.
meanwhile in the Avatars Lair of Doom and Gloom
Alpha: The witches are as vulnerable as ever now. They are all insecure. This Phoebe seems to be having problems at her job.
Beta: She also badly needs to look into some arm wax.
Zeta: I think we all agree Phoebe is the weakest sister...she is the most easily seduced into evil. We are talking about the former Queen of the Underworld afterall. Before Hecate that is.
Beta: Well everybody just forgot about Hecate, didn't they? She was so 6 years ago!
Zeta: Enough of this! We need to seduce Phoebe to the dark side. Shouldn't be too hard to seduce her.
Alpha: We will need the Shadow to assist us in this.
Beta: That's my area of expertise. morphs into Cole Now I shall be Bole.
Zeta: Most excellent. I will go around and torment Leo some more with my floaty head. shimmers out
Beta shimmers out
Alpha: Everything is coming together. Our plan to take over the universe again shall soon be complete! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
cut to Bole
Bole walks into Halliwell manor.
Piper: Whoa! What the hell are you doing here Cole? We like vanquished on fingers 7 times. Why the hell won't you just stay dead!?!? flings out hands
bits of Bole blow up and then come back together again
Piper: Oh crap. My exploding power is so worthless now.
Bole: Uh hi Piper. Don't worry about me, even if I may be acting strange you are all so stupid and can't even notice it. Pay no attention to me being back.
Piper: Sorry Cole. I'm the smart sister....in theory. Anyway, go away before I call my sisters to come and vanquish you again.
Bole: Not going to happen Piper.
Piper: Why the hell not?
Bole: Well....you know at first I was just a demon who could only be banished, then I was human, then I was the Source, then I was invincible, then I was human, then I was an Avatar, then I'm the Source....until that pesky Paige intervened and vanquished me in that alternate reality which you aren't even supposed to know about. Damn I talk too much.
Piper: Yeah....want some breakfast?
Bole: Wuh?