Ginny-us
(To the tune of Bananarama's Venus)
Lyrics modified by Polish Girl

Harry on a Firebolt
Playing Quidditch in the rain
The Snitch never in sight
Harry Potter is his name

He's got it
Yeah, Malfoy don't get that
He's a Ginny-us
He's no liar
He's my desire
Well, he's a Ginny-us
He's no liar
He's my desire

His armour is a magic Cloak
Making him insvisible to most eyes
Eyes as green as a fresh pickled toad
Has a scar, small in size
Wa!

He's got it
Yeah, Malfoy don't get that
He's a Ginny-us
He's no liar
He's my desire
Well, he's a Ginny-us
He's no liar
He's my desire

Wish I were his longtime steady
I am in some fanfic, that's great!
And the Queens decide when we're- ready!
If you know what I mean

He's got it
Yeah, Malfoy don't get that
He's a Ginny-us
He's no liar
He's my desire
Well, he's a Ginny-us
He's no liar
He's my desire