A/N: This is crazy, Ape Escape I mean. I love Ape Escape! It's an addicting game! It pile drives it's way into your skull and digs into your brain making it all you can think about…then you must catch every last one of those damn cheeky monkeys. X3 I love those stupid Monkeys.

Copyrights: I Don't own Any thing but Myself and the names of the monkeys. Brian owns himself.

"Catch me if you can slow poke!" Alli yelled to Brian a yard or so away. She wore Black shorts and a long sleeved mesh shirt under a black tank top. She also had Black sneakers and her brown hair curved around her face.

"Ah slow it down Alli! It's not like the lab is going anywhere!" Brian yelled back, he had a Yellow vest over a blue shirt, his jean shorts went a bit below his knees and he had yellow sneakers.

"Yeah, but I can get there faster then you!" Alli yelled rushing to the professor's lab. He called them to help deliver bananas to monkey park, as he normally has the young teens do. It's been about a year since the last monkey helmet fiasco and things were getting back to normal. They ran down the hill and opened the door to the lab, as they did, a monkey in a lab coat with a monkey helmet came running out.

"Wow, was that a monkey wearing a lab coat?" Brian asked settling behind Alli.

"You idiot! It had a monkey helmet! Something isn't right!" Alli yelled rushing in. Brian groaned and fallowed her in.

"Natalie? Jimmy? Spike?...Pipotchi?" Brian shouted walking around the lab. It was completely dark and the lab was messed up. The entire place smelt of bananas and…well, monkey. The peace was broken when the two suddenly had their mouths covered. The two twisted and struggled, trying to break free of their attacker in the dark.

"Shut up! Both of you! Otherwise They'll get you!" The voice hissed. They stopped when the recognized the voice. They were let go and turned around.

"Natalie? Is that you?" Alli asked shaking from the sudden grab. The red headed girl sighed.

"Yes. Listen! Specter escaped again!" Natalie whispered seriously. Brian and Alli gasped, then had a sudden thought.

"Uh, he escaped again? What is this? Like, the…" Brian took a minute to think.

"Tenth time or so?" Alli tapped her foot. "I think you should put that monkey in a glass box above a lake. I don't think he'll escape from that." Alli said sarcastically. Brian glared at her.

"You can't put a monkey in a glass box above a lake!" Brian hissed.

"I think it's acceptable if it's tried to take over the world so many times!" Alli shouted, The two began to argue, as friends normally do, until Natalie pulled out a stun club and smacked them over the head.

"OUCH!"

"Enough you morons! Listen! The monkeys have a new device! If they knock you out, they hit a button on their helmet that turns you into a monkey! Complete with helmet and completely obeying Specter!" Natalie shouted.

"Turns you into…" Alli started.

"a monkey?" Brian finished.

"Yes! Spike, Jimmy, Kei, Yumi, Aki, Jake, and even the professor have all been turned into monkeys!" Alli and Brian covered their own mouths so they wouldn't scream too loud. "That's why you two have to go get all the monkeys! Please?" Natalie begged. Brian and Alli looked at her weird.

"Well it's not like we're just going to let Specter rule the world now are we?" Alli complained.

"Yeah, hey, where's Pipotchi?" Brian asked looking around.

"The monkey's took him! And they had the boys help them! They were complete monkeys!" Alli and Brian gasped at Natalie's answer, Alli looked over to the wall.

"Oh! The light switch!" Alli flicked it on as Natalie's face became blank.

"No you idiot! It was off because two more monkeys are still here!" Natalie yelled, Brian and Alli turned slowly to see two Yellow pant monkeys Helmets red. Nets were suddenly shoved at them.

"These are nets! Get those monkeys!" Brian and Alli nodded and grabbed the gotcha nets and held them smiling crazy at the monkeys.

"PipoSaru is mine!" Alli yelled swinging her net down on one of the monkeys. Brian stood for a minute, till a rock was thrown at him by the last monkey.

"Hey! Bad monkey! That is a bad monkey!" Brian yelled pointing at it, it pulled it's cheek to make a face at him. Brian's face turned red as he became more angry with the dorky little monkey. He ran and smacked the monkey with the wrong side of the net.

Idiot! Use the net to capture the monkey! Not the handle!" Natalie yelled.

"Whoops, stupid monkey made me look stupid." He hissed under his breath, the monkey started laughing at him and that's the last Brian could take, he ran and swung his net hard on the monkey, it zapped away in an instant. "Did I get it?" Brian asked numbly.

"Yep, great work, those were two normal monkeys. People still have their clothes and hair styles over their helmet. I'm going to work on a way to change all the people back, but it may take a while. You'll have to go find humans to help me find a way to turn them back." Natalie begged, Alli and Brian nodded. Natalie tossed them two enactive stun clubs. They turned them on and they shot out like light sabers. Brian had blue, and Alli had pink.

"Pink!? Pink!? Why do I have to have pink!?" Alli demanded. Brian giggled, one thing Alli doesn't like, pink things.

"Alli! Relax! It's only one thing that's pink! It's just a color!" Natalie and Brian tried explaining, she huffed. She would have preferred red or green.

"Hey, Alli, wasn't one monkey we saw the professor?" Brian asked trying to remember.

"Oh yeah! He ran away though." Alli remembered. Natalie shook her head.

"Get on the warp machine! Find the closest place you think the professor might be! And hurry!" Natalie yelled. Alli and Brian shoved their way on to the warp pad and were blasted away to the park, the most likely place he could be.


"Wow! What a ride!" Brian exclaimed as they spun around into the park. The jungle gym standing a few feet taller then them. Alli's cell started to ring and she pulled the black phone from her pocket.

"Hello?" Alli asked.

"Put it on speaker!" Brian begged. Alli pushed the button and the speaker came on.

"Ook! Ooky!" A monkey was heard from her phone Alli and Brian looked at the phone weird, the caller ID said Lil D.

"Great, my brother was turned into a monkey." Alli groaned.

"I thought you said your brother was a monkey?" Brian asked.

"I was making a metaphor!" Alli smacked Brian with the stun club. (A/N: Happy Birthday little Brother! XP )

Alli hung up her phone, and just as she did, it rang again. "If it's your brother don't answer." Brian reminded, but it was Natalie. Alli answer.

"Listen! At the east I've detected 5 monkeys and one monkey/human!" Natalie yelled over the phone.

"Must be the professor." Brian said, Alli nodded and she hung up the phone.

"Alright, We Have to get all six monkeys!" Alli pumped a fist into the air. Brian nodded.

"You go left, I'll go right. Who ever finds the professor gets pudding!" Brian smiled and Alli nodded to the agreement, and the two ran in the different directions.

Brian ran to the wading pool inside the park, a monkey wearing yellow pants was splashing around in the water. Wow, is this monkey a kid? No, it just looks like a monkey… Brian thought, He jumped into the water and ran up to the monkey, it saw him and splashed the icy water in his face causing him to fall in. "Gross! No one cleans this water!" Brian complained, the monkey threw a rock at Brian. He laid back into the water as it passed over his head. He jumped back up and threw the net over the Monkey, it disappeared in a flash of light.

Alli was sneaking along the ground behind a sleeping monkey, it had yellow pants and was sleeping under a tree. If I'm quiet then it won't wake up. Alli thought as the smell of Banana wafted through her nose. She got closer to the monkey, then she noticed it smiling.

"What?" The monkey sprung up and scratched her arm, causing her to drop her net. "Crap! Give that back!" She grabbed her deactivated stun club off her waist and activated it. "You better drop that net before I drop you." Alli hissed.

"Ooky! Ooky!" It laughed and attempted to capture Her, she jumped back and smacked the monkey over the head, hard, it dropped the net and fell on it's butt. Alli picked up her net and swung it over that cheeky monkey. She sighed and looked on top of the slide, a monkey with yellow pants a blue sweater.

"A blue sweater, oh yeah, Yumi told me monkeys sometimes dress up! It's not a kid, it's just a monkey with a little outfit. Alli ran around to the other side and climbed up the gym stairs. She put away her stun club and snuck behind the monkey. Just as she got close, It turned around.

"Oook!" It fell backwards and tumbled down the slide and fell off. It sat on the ground dazed, Alli smiled.

"Heh, don't clumsy monkey." Alli slid down the slide, a bit fast, and fell off too. "Ok, I'm uncoordinated." She swung the net over the monkey and looked up into the clouds. Brian suddenly kicked her side.

"Monkeys are taking over the world and you're napping? Genius Alli." She pulled his ankle and made him fall on his side.

"Shut up." She said, she sat up off the blacktop. Brian rubbed his side and began to sit up too.

"You are an idiot." Brian looked at a monkey trying to climb up a tree, Brian smiled and ran over, The monkey's nails were stuck in the tree.

"Ha! Like taking bananas from a baby monkey!" He swung his net and caught it, Alli walked up to him and sighed.

"Why would you take Pipotchi's bananas?" Alli asked. Brian's face turned red.

"I wouldn't take Bananas from Pipotchi! Those stupid Monkeys, we have to get all the people back." Brian pumped a fist forward, he had a smile on his face. Alli looked over and pointed to two monkeys skipping, one in a purple dress and the other in a Hawaiian shit and lab coat with white hair, and a bit big of a nose. The one in the dress looked as though she had blonde hair.

"Are those Monkey/humans?" Alli asked. She called up Natalie, but no one answered.

"No, but one is a monkey dressing up. You can tell by the wig. Though…THAT ONE IN THE LAB COAT IS THE PROFESSOR!" Brian pointed out as the monkey fixed the wig over her monkey helmet. Alli and Brian nodded. They ran over and quickly caught the two monkeys. "Ha! I get pudding!" Brian yelled. Alli huffed.

"What ever! I still caught mine first!" Alli yelled. They deactivated the nets, causing the actual net part to go into the handle. They started to glow and were warped back to the lab.

Next time! Why didn't Natalie answer? And a new gadget! Plus…well that is a secret! X3 Review or a monkey will turn you into one! Like they did to my brother!