"Hey, guys." Tamaki walked up to the twins, trying to play it cool.

"Hey, boss," the Hitachiin brothers cautiously stated in unison.

"Um, I have an…awkward…question for you…"

"Shoot." Hikaru was really thinking, "Shoot me," but he tried not to let it show. Oh, how he hated Tamaki's questions.

"Do you guys ever…sleep together?"

"Like, in the same bed?" Kaoru repeated slowly for the idiot. "Of course we do. We're twins. We tight."

"No, I…" Tamaki had already been blushing, but now he blushed deeper. "I mean…like, sleep together."

Silence fell upon the room. The twins glanced at each other, shrugged, then answered together. "Of course we do."

"We tight." Kaoru emphasized.

"Oh." Tamaki let out the breath he had apparently been holding in. "Good to know I'm not the only one who thinks he's so good-looking that he masturbates."

"Kyo-chan! Hey, Kyo-chan!" Hunny bounced up to the younger boy. "Read me a story!"

Kyōya sighed. "Do you have a book for me to read?"

"No, silly! You have the book!"

"Excuse me?"

"Read me a story from that black book you always carry around!"

"Yes, well, ahem, that is highly confidential. And believe you me, I do not write mere stories –"

"I know!" Hunny bounced higher. "I read over your shoulder. You write fanfictions!"

Kyōya was taken aback. "You know how to read? !"

"Yup! But today I don't want to read! I want you to read for me!"

Kyōya sighed in defeat, due to Hunny's adorable pout-face. No one can resist the pout-face. "Once upon a time…"

A half-hour later, Kyōya read the story's end to a bawling Hunny. "And so, they all died, except for Kyōya and Tamaki, who got married. The end!" The raven-haired boy cracked an evil smile.

"That was the saddest story ever!" Hunny cried. He had really not wanted to know so much about the other boy. That he was so very evil and that he...liked Tamaki.

"Yes, well, that's why you don't read from my black book." Kyōya's glasses glinted.

"Hey, Mommy! Hey! Hey! Hey, Mommy!"

Sigh. "Yes, Tamaki."

"I heard you write a mean fanfiction!"

"Well, you must have heard some false information."

"Aw, come on, read me one! What about the one you just read Hunny?"

"What? ! No!" Kyōya's whole face turned tomato red.

"Aw, come on! Do you like Hunny more than you like me or something? !" He proceeded to grumble something unintelligible about "best friends" and "betrayal."

"No! That's not it at all! I don't know where you get these things from."

"Then give it!" Tamaki and Kyōya wound up in a tug-of-war over Kyōya's precious notebook. The competition ended in a draw, and the book fell to the ground, out of either of their grasps. However, Tamaki was quicker than Kyōya in picking the book back up. He just managed to read a paragraph before Kyōya snatched the book out of his iron-strong grip.

"Uh, Kyōya?"

The boy in question turned his head away to hide his crimson cheeks. "…Yes?"

"Why did you write about making out with me?"

It was doctor check-up day, and Kyōya accompanied Tamaki to his monthly appointment. This was due to the fact that the doctor's was just one of many stops planned for the boys that day.

"Do you do drugs?" the doctor droned.

"No," Tamaki responded, equally bored.

"Do you smoke?"

"No."

"Are you sexually active?"

Suddenly, Tamaki was very aware of Kyōya's intent gaze burning into the back of his neck. And he wished he could be anywhere but there.

"Are you sexually active?" the doctor repeated, making Tamaki's nerves worse. Neither he nor Kyōya dared to breathe.

"...Yes," Tamaki finally confessed in a small voice. Oh, this was going to be a long day.

Renge had a crush on who was, in her opinion, the cutest boy in the world: Haruhi Fujioka. And she would not stop until she had him.

As a result, two weeks later, Renge and Haruhi started dating. They were perfect for each other, and their relationship progressed far faster than is healthy. In fact, after only three months, the couple was already on second base.

And Renge still didn't suspect a thing about Haruhi's gender. Burn, Haruhi. Burn.

All thought left Haruhi's mind as she made out with her beautiful, lovely girlfriend. They were so caught up in their kiss that reality no longer mattered. In fact, the kiss was so passionate that Renge started unbuttoning Haruhi's shirt. Haruhi did likewise to Renge. Pants were the next to go.

Then, Renge looked down.

And screamed.

How awkward.

"Takashi!"

"Yes, Mitsukuni?"

"Wah! I'm bleeding!"

Mori's usually stoic face reflected concern. "Where?" In his head, he added, 'I'll kiss it and make it better.'

"In the toilet! There's blood in the toilet!"

All the blood drained from Mori's face. "…" Hunny had a lot of explaining to do.

It was Nekozawa's favorite time of day. It came right after black magic club time, but before going home time. It was: special Beelzenef time. "Oh, Beelzenef," he murmured softly, "You're the cat for me. The one and only cat for me." He pulled the puppet closer.

Beelzenef meowed in response. Except, only Nekozawa heard it, for some reason… I wonder why…

Just as the two love-cats leaned in for the kiss, the club room's dark door opened. "Hello? Nekozawa? I need to borrow a spell for –"

Kaoru took in the scene around him. Nekazawa was first basing it with a puppet. Oh, great. Kaoru walked in on that…again.

Dear diary,

Today Tamaki saw my black fanfiction book! :o I think he saw the page when Sir Kyōya saves Princess Tamaki, and they kiss. I wonder if that gives him any ideas…? B) Tamaki is the love of my life. He's so handsome, and pretty, and strong, and happy, and gorgeous, and talented, and beautiful, and optimistic, and pretty. He must be the one true love of my life.

XOXO Kyōya B)

Kyōya was suddenly aware of the head hovering over his shoulder.

"You are so dead," Fuyumi laughed.

It was a manly sleepover for the two best of friends. Kyōya and Tamaki partook in events such as truth or dare and rating the girls in their class. Finally, Tamaki made a suggestion that nearly gave Kyōya a heart attack.

"I know!" the dumb blond exclaimed. "We'll practice our kissing!"

"Tamaki," Kyōya objected, "That's not something straight boys do."

"It's just practice. It's not like we actually have feelings for each other or anything. Yeesh, Kyōya, lighten up."

"Right. Don't have…feelings for each other. …Yeah."

And so, Fuyumi found the boys sprawled out on Kyōya's bed, making out. She quickly shook off the awkward. She had a mission.

"Uh, Tamaki?"

"Mmm-hmm?" He didn't even bother to break the kiss.

"You do realize that Kyōya likes you, right?"

Tamaki froze. "You are so dead," Kyōya muttered.

A/N: Please review! If I get fifteen reviews, or five requests to make another chapter, you guys will get 10 more awkward moments!