Half-life 2: Bad To The Combone

It was a wet and rainy day and Cole Jefferson was late for work. Cole looked at the muddy water and said "I sure hope I don't get any mud on my brand new suit" and kept walking. Cole was right near his work office when a motor bike sped past him and sprayed a puddle of mud on his barnd new expensive suit. The bike stopped and a combine came off it but he was no ordinary combine… He was a COMBONE, the most notorious biker clan in the hole world. He walked up to Cole and pushed him over and said "Going to work?" Cole was to scared to do anything because combone are strong have wepon. Then his bike explode behind him and a man jumped down from office and snapped combones neck and said "You almost got mummed by that combone!" cole nodded and went in his office work.

After work, Cole walked home because he was fired because of his muddy suit and making bikes explode outside of office. He decided to take a shortcut in teh ally way but it was a bad mistake because that's where combone arm wrestle. The combone with the broken neck reconized him and said "He's the guy who snapped my neck" So the combone garbbed baseball bats and crowbars and trie irons and tried to kill Cole. Cole was doomed and surrounded but then the man from before shot a combone's face, the combone said "He shot face, get him" so the combone left Cole alone and killed the other guy. Cole went by the other guy and said "Who are you" but the other guy coughed out blooded and said "I am… I am your brother…" Cole gasped and said "My mommy said I had a brother who was separated… and here he is" Cole placed his hand over brother's face and closed his eyes for him and said "Rest bro, I will kill combone and receive vengance for death" so cole got made and grabbed a broken bottle of scrumpi and smashed the combone, but then his scrumpi broke so he defeated the combine with only his bear hands. "Combone, where are leader!?" Yelled Cole

Cole received information of there leader so he grabbed a motor bike and rode it away but then all of a sudden, 3 motor bikes rushed behind them, 2 combones and a comboner , they had shotgun and they tried shooting at the tire but cole was no match for them, he garbbed his tire iron and threw it on the ground and one motorbike went over it but fipped over and exploded into a tree. His gun flipped into air and landed in cole's hand which he then used to shoot the tires of the other combone which made him crash into a motel and the hole building edpuded into small pecies leaving a elite comboner. He shot Cole in the back which made him crash into the combone's lair. Cole got up and shot the comboner and ran into the lair where the leader was. "Comboner, you killed my long lost bro and I will never forgive you so prepare to die" cole yelled. Cole got his wepon and shot combone leader in face but he still lived so cole got mad and threw a crowbar which knocked mask off of combone face but the combone wasn't who he thought he was… "Father… I thought you dead?" wimpered Cole. "I stole your brother and killed mom when you left to black mesa!" yelled his dad. Cole was sad so he lifted his gun and shot his dad in the face.

The End?