Pinky and the Peanut
Part I: Pinky vs. Peanut
"Gee Brain, what are you doing?" Pinky pondered while standing on his head.
"I'm happen to be working on my greatest invention yet! The Hypno Peanut!" Brain states as he holds it up, a spot light falling on him.
"NNNAAARRRFFF!!" Pinky exclaimed with amazement, "Brain, is it salted? I love salted peanuts! Awaghaha!" Pinky laughed, falling on the bottom of the cage.
"Pinky, get me the monkey wrench." Brain ordered. At that, Pinky began to laugh all the harder, "Never mind, I'll get it, hold the peanut."
"Okay Brain. NARF!" Pinky replied, turning the peanut over in his hands, "Um Brain. What does it do?" Pinky inquired.
"Well. The protien in the peanut powers the tiny Flectormodulator that will turn anyone's brain the size of a peanut! They will obey me as their ruler. First the mayor. Then the president!" Brain explained mischeiviosly.
"NARF! I didn't know you have always dreamed of being used to measure inches by famous people." Pinky remarked.
"Not that kind of ruler, you fool, ruler as in king!" Brain angrily replied, bashing Pinky over the head with the monkey wrench. Pinky dizzily waddled around the cage before falling over, little stars dancing around his head.
"Look Brain. The stars are doing the hokey pokey! Awaghaha!" Pinky insanley laughed. But as he pointed to his head the peanut fell out of his hands and bounced out of the cage, off the table, and onto the floor where it hit a mousetrap which hurled it out the window. Brains jaw dropped to the cage floor and pinky was to disoriented to see, and was singing, "you put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, LALALALALALALLALALALA." Brain smacked his forehead with his palm.
Part I: Pinky vs. Peanut
"Gee Brain, what are you doing?" Pinky pondered while standing on his head.
"I'm happen to be working on my greatest invention yet! The Hypno Peanut!" Brain states as he holds it up, a spot light falling on him.
"NNNAAARRRFFF!!" Pinky exclaimed with amazement, "Brain, is it salted? I love salted peanuts! Awaghaha!" Pinky laughed, falling on the bottom of the cage.
"Pinky, get me the monkey wrench." Brain ordered. At that, Pinky began to laugh all the harder, "Never mind, I'll get it, hold the peanut."
"Okay Brain. NARF!" Pinky replied, turning the peanut over in his hands, "Um Brain. What does it do?" Pinky inquired.
"Well. The protien in the peanut powers the tiny Flectormodulator that will turn anyone's brain the size of a peanut! They will obey me as their ruler. First the mayor. Then the president!" Brain explained mischeiviosly.
"NARF! I didn't know you have always dreamed of being used to measure inches by famous people." Pinky remarked.
"Not that kind of ruler, you fool, ruler as in king!" Brain angrily replied, bashing Pinky over the head with the monkey wrench. Pinky dizzily waddled around the cage before falling over, little stars dancing around his head.
"Look Brain. The stars are doing the hokey pokey! Awaghaha!" Pinky insanley laughed. But as he pointed to his head the peanut fell out of his hands and bounced out of the cage, off the table, and onto the floor where it hit a mousetrap which hurled it out the window. Brains jaw dropped to the cage floor and pinky was to disoriented to see, and was singing, "you put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, LALALALALALALLALALALA." Brain smacked his forehead with his palm.