Ryuuji is a composed and organized person.
He woke up at his usual waking time- five thirty in the morning, went for his morning jog that he just could not get through the day without, had a shower, he ate breakfast, and got to class early. Yes, he liked to plan and organize his day accordingly.
What he didn't plan was to glare at his locker for five minutes after biology. Because apparently; someone thought that fucking with Suguro Ryuuji was a good idea.
What was this 'Suguro Ryuuji' staring at you may ask?
A note. A simple note with absolute horrid hand writing that was glued to his locker with duct tape. It read:
' There are 8 planets in the universe, but only seven after I destroy Uranus.' …what. First of all, there are many more than '8 planets' in the universe. whoever wrote that note was a complete dumbass. Second of all, What the actual flying fuck.
Ryuuji was pretty sure he was fuming, and rightfully so! How dare this person even write to him like that?! Ryuuji grabbed the little note off of his locker, crumpled it up in his fist and threw it into the garbage bin as he walked away fuming.
...
He couldn't believe this. He absolutely could not believe this.
'your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.'
Ryuuji immediately looked around him but found no one in particular that caught his eye or acted suspicious. God damn it he was gonna find this person and either kick their ass, or kick their ass! They had nowhere to escape to and he was gonna find this bastard no matter what!
...
It had been a week and Ryuuji still couldn't find this fuckfaced shithead! This was getting absolutely ridiculous and he was gonna put a stop to this!
'Not to impress you or anything… but I'm batman.' 'Roses are red, violets are blue, I like rice, let's have sex.' 'Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt let me touch it forever.' 'Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock-'
That's. it.
That was the last straw- "WHO THE FUCK IS MAKING THESE?!" Everyone was now starring at Ryuuji, shocked at his outburst. Except for one snicKERING OKUMURA-
"OKUMURAAAAAAAAAA!..."
End.