I don't own Twilight.
This story is basically bunch of anectotes with a Twilight twist.
This is my first story, just saying.
Three surgeons.
During lunch three surgeons got talking. They talked about their wives and kids, eventually they started talking about work.
„ So guys, who do you like operating the most?" asked Edward.
„ Well, I like operating accountants, because they have all their organs numbered." said Jasper.
„ I like to operating liberians, because all their organs are in alphabetical order." said Emmett.
It was Edward's time to answer his own question.
„ I like to operating on politicians, because they are hearthless, spineless and you can connect their heads and asses."
So, tell me what do you think, is there point of writing more.