Heero had a little lamb...

by Red Rose Angel

Instead of Mary had a little lamb, what happens if Heero had a little lamb? This is good for those of you who does not like Relena a lot and thinks that Heero should get rid of her. A "must" for Relena-haters Quite amusing really.

This is a poem to go with a certain brilliant fan art done by a girl called Zillah. It was a very good picture of Heero in a dress with a dead lamb on the floor. This has Relena bashing, (sorry, personally I like Relena, but for the sake of the poem she has to suffer.) Hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Gundam Wing, nor the Nursery Rhyme Mary had a Little Lamb

Enjoy!

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Song:

Heero had a little lamb,

Little lamb, little lamb

Heero had a little lamb,

But then he shot it dead!

Now for the "Rhyme"

Heero had a little lamb,

Its name was Relena

And everywhere that Heero went

The lamb was sure to go.

She followed him to war one day,

Much to his dismay

She made other pilots groan and swear

To see that Relena stayed.

And so Heero Yui turned her out,

But still she lingered near

And waited lovingly about

Till Heero did appear.

Why does Relena love Heero so?

She really pissed him off,

And Heero got a gun, you know

Therefore he blew her head off!!

Hope you thought it was amusing. Sorry for the Relena bashing, but it had to be done, I like her really. Please review and tell me what you think. Thank you for reading.  :)