In an ancient time in well ancient Egypt there lived a pharaoh (well duh this is yu gi oh) anyway this pharaoh controlled an army of non other than killer meatballs. Well king yami did have that whole army of spell casters and monsters but the real terror was the meat balls well anyway here's where the story begins............

Yami- have you secured the perimeter yet

Solider- no sir but we do have Seth surrounded

Yami- surrounded isn't good enough commander we need him caught

Solider- yes sir but how do u suppose we do that

Yami- send in the "special squad"

Solider- you mean the squad of Dark magician masters

Yami- no the other special squad

Solider- the Red Eyes

Yami- no idiot the meatballs

Solider- but sir we can't control them yet

Yami- find a way

Solider- yes sir (solider leaves with a bow and Joey walks in)

Joey- sir are forces jest got wiped out by Seth's blue eyes he's taken out half ar squad

Yami- (slams fists on table) damn that's the third half a squad he's taken out this month

Joey- what should we do sir

Yami- I'm promoting you to captain of the special squad

Joey- which one sir

Yami- project meatball

Joey- no sir you no dats a bad idea

Yami- we have no choice Captain Wheeler

Joey- sir I turn it down

Yami- you can't do that

Joey- and why not

Yami- because I am the pharaoh and I'm ordering you to

Joey- gods damn it

Yami- I will give you aid of one other solider of your choice

Joey- (thinking) I chose Duke

Tbc.