Hey, it's me E! Um, k.z/question-marque kinda made half of the names up so thanks to her! She did Emmett, Carlisle, Esme, Bella and Edward's names. (Edward's name later-on *wink wink*)

PEOPLE'S NAMES!:

Alice: ALICE in shoppingland

Rosalie: Gorgeous Rose, UGLY Tulips

Emmett: Emysterio

Jasper: Jazpah

Carlisle: Dr Seuss

Esme: Mother Goose

Bella: Edibells

Edward: Edward de Lune

Jacob: [JakeNess=]

Renesmee: n3$s

Alice in shoppingland has signed in

Jazpah has signed in

Alice in shopping land says: JAZZY-WAZZY-PAZZY-MA-NAZZY!

Jazpah says: er... Jazzy-what-the-heck? Where's the NAZI?!

Alice in shopping land says: Calm down Jasper... sheesh!

Jazpah says: bbbbbut u said... NAZI! Ahh, I remember those days when I walked around and thy Hitler said: 'Join Young Jasper Whitlock! Wait a sec, you don't have blue eyes. KILL!' Oh oh OH! And they shot me... with guns! And kept shooting me! :( *sniffle*

Alice in shopping land says: Jasper. Listen to me! You read that in a book! You just changed the name dingbat! Honey, you never met hitler. I was with you. *shakes head* Shameful.

Jazpah says: Y-y-y'mean that didn't really happen?

Alice in shoppingland says: No... this is why we don't go to those veteran meetings. And don't start singing that song about the South losing now! Be careful, I see the future and see that I'm going shopping! I'm out!

Alice in shoppingland has signed out

Jazpah says: Oh bye Alice! Hehe, now that's she's gone; I can sing my song! *clears throat* Ahem.

Alice in shoppingland has signed in

Alice in shoppingland says: What did I say Jasper?! Uh, uh uh! Don't start apologizing to me now! And get rid of that damn bandana you always put on your head! It wrecks your fluffy hair!

Jazpah says: *bows head in shame* Sorry Alice.

Alice in shoppingland says: *smiles* Good Jazzy! Does Jazzy wanna treat? Does lil Jazzy-bear wanna treat? Yes he does, yesh he does! Good boy... treat time! Hehe, let me get those treats! They are mountain lion claws! Ur favourite! :D

Alice in shopping land is away and may not reply

Jazpah says: Whoa! That woman is bipolar... but where are those claws she's talking about? Hmm..

Jazpah has signed out

Alice in shopping land says: I HEARD THAT! Wait.. where'd he go? Gah.. what's that slurping noise? JASPER! *sigh*

Alice in shopping land has signed out

Emysterio has signed in

[JakeNess=] has signed in

Emysterio says: Yo doggie! Wanna play fetch?!

[JakeNess=] says: Uh, where's the dawg?

Emysterio says: Ur the dawg. Snoop dawg!

[JakeNess=] says: *shakes head pitafully* It's Snoop dogg.. Get it rite!

Emysterio says: Err... then, Nate DAWG! Mwahahaha

[JakeNess=] says: fail. Nate Dogg.

Emysterio says: Well. Er. Um, YOU'RE THE 1 THT CNT SPELL! HAHAHA

[JakeNess=] says: wth?

Emysterio says: In the fifth line before this one; you said, '*shakes head pitafully*'. Your spelling is incorrect. The correct spelling is pitifully. I'm sorry, but you are eliminated from this game!

[JakeNess=] says: No loozer it's pitafully!

Emysterio says: pitifully!

[JakeNess=] says: pitafully!

Emysterio says: pitifully!

[JakeNess=] says: pitafully!

Emysterio says: pitifully!

[JakeNess=] says: pitafully!

Emysterio and [JakeNess=] says: AUTHOR!

Author/AWESOME E! says: Yes, what do you want slaves?!

[JakeNess=] says: Weeell, plz tell tht idiot that it's spelt as pitafully, not pitifully!

Author/AWESOME E! says: Um, no can do Mr Hot-Jakey-Boy! It actually is spelt as pitifully! *scrolls up* And nice analogy Emmett!

Emysterio says: Thanks E! AT LEAST SOME APPRECIATES ME LOOKING UP WORDS IN THE DICTIONARY! HMPH! AND HA-HA JACOB! IT IS PITIFULLY!

[JakeNess=] says: *grumbles* hmph, wth is Emysterio anyway? Thts lyk the dumbest name is history!

Emysterio says: What abt [JakeNess=]? Huh, huh?! Thts like the dumbest name is history!

[JakeNess=] says: No it isn't! Emysterio is! Wat is it nywys?

Emysterio says: *mutters* and ppl say I'M dumb... It's like Rey Mysterio loser! I'M LIKE A WRESTLER! SO IT'S EMYSTERIO! Not like ur stoopid name.. jakeness? Pshh. Gayest name eva!

[JakesNess=] says: Ur comparing urself to Rey Mysterio? He'd ttly kick ur ass! And btw; JakeNess is like. Me nd Nessie! JacobNessie/JakeNess. Its also like, awesome-ness. Jakeness! The awesome Jakeness? Get it?

Emysterio says: ... *whistles* Oh, uh, huh? Yeah; yeah, I totally agree with u. *scratches back of neck and looks around awkwardly*

[JakeNess=] says: GAH! Ur not even listening/reading wat i'm sayin! Im gonna leave!

Emysterio says: NO! DON'T LEAVE OR ELSE THE BOOGIE MONSTER WILL GET ME! NO NOT THE BOOGIE MONSTER! NO NOOOOOO!

[JakeNess=] says: Err. Emmett?

Emysterio: Yeeeellop? *flicks mobile phone open*

[JakeNess=] says: I'm on the computer screen dumbass.. *shakes head* Anyway, I'm still here—

Emysterio says: Ohh yeah u r on the computer screen! Hehe, I thought i heard u on my phonies! Carry on...

[JakeNess=] says: Uh, yeh and um. Aren't u Emysterio? Cnt u handle the Boogie Monster by urself?

Emysterio says: Hey! Aren't I Emysterio? Cnt I handle the Boogie Monster myself?

[JakeNess=] says: Yeh, thts wat i s—

Emysterio says: Haha, I can handle the Boogie Monster by myself coz I'm Emysterio! I'm so smart! Coz I knew I can the Boogie Monster!

[JakeNess=] says: No Em, I told u befo—

Emysterio says: Shush Jakeness! I'mma punch up the Boogie Monster. Ciao!

[JakeNess=] says: But I'm the one that tol—

[JakeNess=] says: why do u keep interuptin me? huh? who do u think u r? KANYE WEST?

Emysterio has signed off

[JakeNess=] says: *sigh*

[JakeNess=] has signed off

Um, yeah. Hope you liked it! I'll try to update soon! And once again; thanks.. k.z! (question-marque)

-E!