Bloom Gets Hit By A Bus
An original fic by Layla2005
Rated B, for frequent Bloom scenes.
The Layla2005 Network would like to advise that people who either have been, or are going to be, hit by a bus should not read this.
Disclaimer: I own Winx Club, and I own Bloom. So the next episode of Winx Club will be based on this story.
Chapter One:
One night (actually New Years Eve), Bloom was walking around in Magix, for no apparent reason. Dressed as Sailor Moon.
Don't look at me, I ain't her personal shopper. I'm just writing this crap.
So there she is, skipping along, singing (in Japanese) about Sky in a pink kimono, when suddenly, the author comes along. In a bus.
The author, of course, was blind drunk, since it was New Year's Eve, and she had over indulged, despite being underage and mildly insane.
Anyway, returning to the story, the author was wasted on vodka, had a school bus, and a hatred for Bloom.
The author drove along the road, in a zig-zag pattern, because, hey, she was wasted.
Bloom, being the frustrating dumbass bimbo that she is, continued to skip down the street, saying the words, "Pink kimono, Sky, pink kimono!" in a voice that suggested she'd had one to many glasses of wine.
So there she was, Sailor Bloom, skipping along, too dumb to notice the big, bright yellow bus behind her.
The author then took great delight in leaning her head out the bus window and calling Bloom some fairly explicit names.
Bloom, of course, thought she was being complimented.
The author, who was frustrated at the lack on a reaction, stopped the bus, got out and threw her empty vodka bottle at Bloom.
Bloom finally realised that the author was trying to kill her, and got very angry.
She pulled out a toy crescent moon wand that looked suspiciously like the one used on the set of PGSM and threw it at the author, yelling something that sounded like, "Moon Flash!"
This ticked the author, who is a fan of PGSM, so she got back into the bus, started the engine, and ran Bloom over.
The author then got out of the bus, grabbed the stolen toy crescent moon wand, and hightailed it out of there, presumably to go find Sky and run him over.
Bloom, unfortunately, survived. This angered all the residents of Magix, who felt that Bloom was misrepresenting them, so they pushed her off the top of Cloudtower.
She survived that too.
The author spent the rest of the night looking for Sky.
Flora, Stella, Musa, Layla and Tecna had a party in Bloom's room, and ended up starting a fire. Nothing of Flora's was burnt, but Bloom's half was destroyed. Lockette the pixie rescued Kiko the bunny, and the two of them snuck off to one of Alfea's empty classrooms. Mentioning what they did would ruin the story, as it would disgust many readers.
PGSM - Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, or the live-action version of Sailor Moon.
No buses were harmed in the making of this fic.