This is my dreeeam diary. I hardly ever remember them.Well, I'll put stuff up when I feel like it.

Okies, so my dad handed me a silver iPod Nano (That happened, except my mom gave it to me)so I walked out of the house and into some random grassy field where my friend was sitting on a rock turned away from me, I walked up to her and showed her my iPod and another friend, Chrissy, popped up and screamed " OMG! YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT TO SCHOOL!" And I was thinking, 'What a weirdo. We're not even at school.' And then a space-time warp happened and I was at school, and some random teacher, maybe my kindergarten teacher, was passing out tests to my 5th grade class and one question said 'If the USA flag was captured in Julis Root's office, what would Artemis Fowl do, and it had it's own page, complete with multiple choice. And so I raised my hand and said 'Artemis Fowl lives in Ireland. He probably wouldn't care.

0. I have weird dreams when I remember them.

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