Someone once told me that after 'The Royal Guests', I should write about the life of Mia's kids. And I was sitting at home one day, bored to death, and I thought,'Hey, why not? It's a great idea. And that was when I started to write about Belle all, who better to write about than the daughter of the princess.

I own everyone except Mia, Michael, Tina, Lilly, Boris, Kenny and all the other characters mentioned in the book.

Happy Reading!

This story is set 16 years after 'The Royal Guests.'

January 18th, Saturday, 9 p.m

What is wrong with me?

Seriously.

In spite of having red hair (mom says strawberry blond, but whatever.), which no one in my family has, I go to the freakiest school in the whole world, not to mention the place where half of the mouth breathers in the world go.

Not enough?

I have to take princess lessons from Great Grandmere,

Sounds like fun? Not on my watch.

Let me introduce myself.

I am Princess Isabelle Victorie Grimaldi Renaldo Moscovitz.I like to be called Belle. I am the next in line for the throne for the country of Genovia,situated between France and ,the next in line, if you don't consider my twin brother ,Ronald Rupert Grimaldi Renaldo Moscovitz,and my younger brother Albus Julian Grimaldi Renaldo Moscovitz,who is two years younger than me. You must have noticed that we are named after Harry Potter characters. That is because my mom is the craziest Harry Potter fan ever. When she met J.K Rowling, she was crying her eyes out.

Anyway, my mom is Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Grimaldi Renaldo Moscovitz, is Princess of Genovia and a romance novel writer. My dad is Michael Moscovitz, Prince of Genovia and the inventor of Cardio Arm.

My brothers are another matter. My twin brother is fifteen minutes older than me. But he acts as if he is fifteen years elder than me.

Al is the sweetest brother you can ever get. At age 13, he almost compensate for my half-mad twin. But I love my twin like hell.

I and Ron are sophomores in Albert Einstein High School, the freakiest school in the whole of America, if not in this whole world. And that is where Al is going next year, when he becomes a freshman in high school.

I have the craziest people for friends. Nicole Amelia Pelkowski, Alexis Michelle Showalter and Emma Wendy Johnson are the craziest best friends you can ever get.

Nick is exactly opposite her mom, the romance loving Aunt Tina. She hates romance and blames them for the imbalanced youth of today (I don't know how she got that ; I think she's just plain crazy.)

Alex is another matter. Instead of getting her mother's-My Aunt Lilly's- nature, she fully accepts small principalities like Genovia and has no problem with Number One Noodle Son giving Chinese people a discount. Alex is the biggest fashion freak I have ever seen. I mean, she practically analyze Lady Gaga's new hair colors half to death. And the three of us have to sit and listen to it. This happens too often because Lady Gaga changes the color of her hair faster than mom escapes when confronted with the topic of Genovian Olive Farmers.

I think Em is the only one who is even a bit sane of the all four of us. She is level headed, loves to read and is the brainy one of all of us. But don't get me wrong. She loves to have fun just like we do. And I like to think her as a part of the family, as she is going out with Ron.

I think I am the computer brain of us four. I mean, I have hacked into the financial system of Genovia before mom got dad to add some software that makes it super secure (actually mom got dad to do it because I hacked into the financial system. In any case, it should be secure. I mean, a 15 year old can hack into it? No wonder it is not safe.)

So there you go my life. Do you think someone will make a movie out of it, like they did mom's?

I don't think anyone sane would watch it...

More later...

January 19th, Sunday, 6 p.m

I can't believe , I can't. What is she trying to do, drive us insane?

I can't believe ; our English teacher is trying to drive us mad by making us read...

Ransom My Heart.

Yes, this semester, our English teacher is making us read my mom's novel and she wants us to analyze it.

Please, what a real waste of time! I mean, I live with the author of the book. All I have to do is ask my mom.

But Ransom My Heart? Which is like the most clichéd historical romance ever written? Mom had included snippets from her life because dad and mom had broken up and she was still pining for him (even though she had a boyfriend, who used her, but whatever.)

I hate romance , what were they thinking?

Okay, here goes nothing.

Ransom My Heart, A Historical Romance By Mia Thermopolis, Princess Of Genovia,

A Summary by Isabelle Victorie Grimaldi Renaldo Moscovitz.

He's a tall, handsome knight with a secret.

She's an adventurous beauty with more than a few secrets of her own.

Finnula Crais needs money for her sister's dowry and fast. Handsome Hugo Fitzstephen, Earl of Stephensgate, returning home to England from the Crusades, has money–saddlebags of gold and jewels–and lots of it. What could be simpler than to kidnap him and hold him for ransom?

Especially when he's more than willing to allow himself to be caught by such a winsome captor.

Well, for starters, Finnula could make the terrible mistake of falling in love with her hostage,

Only to realize he's been lying about his identity all along ….

But then, so has she.

Now their lives—and the lives of everyone they know and love—could be in mortal danger.

Is Finnula in hell? Or is she in heaven?

Ransom My Heart is a historical romance set in the early fourteenth century. It is about a miller's daughter, Finnula Crais, who kidnaps an Earl and holds him for ransom for her sister's dowry...

...

Finally, the book ends with Finnula being pregnant.

And what happens in between? I seriously don't , that maybe because of the fact that I have never read the damn book. Dad and Aunt Tina have always told me that Ransom My Heart was an awesome book. But sometimes, I seriously don't get it how mom managed to write a book. Maybe it was because mom took snippets from her own life. I imagine her life must have been seriously dramatic, what with dad going away to Japan and being in princess lessons with Great Grandmere and all...

But whatever, that doesn't give an excuse for writing such a clichéd book. You know what? I think mom should stick to ruling a country.

Oh, Alex's calling. I better see what it is...

Later...

So, how did you like the strawberry blond princess? Please let me know. It gives me strength and motivation to continue.