GPS: This isn't the same as the P1 Grand Prix from the anime, although that and the fact I like wrestling video games inspired this story. A lot of moves in this story will be based of moves from video games I've played. Also, no one goes "OH MY ARCEUS! IT'S (insert legendary's name)!" And yes, they can understand them since they all speak English. All these moves are from video games.
So here's how the chapters are set up. Each chapter will be a match. This one will be light weight (under 50 pounds (22.7 kg). Next one will be what I call "medium weight (under 200 lbs (90.7 kg) and above light weight, then the final will be heavy weight which is anything above medium weight. After heavy weight the cycle will start with light weight and so on.
When the match is about 2/3's over (more or less), the winner will be determined by vote in review and the remaining 1/3 will pick up in the next chapter, then 2/3 of medium weight fight will take place and so on.
Warning: Contains cute Pokemon swearing (not too much and it's censored).
Also, you can find moves in the search engine if you don't know what they look like.
At a huge stadium in New York City, the date was July 29th, 2014, and it was the opening of the first-ever Pokemon Wrestling Tournament held by Don George. The audience was packed full of Pokemon and humans alike who came to watch one thing: foul-mouthed Pokemon engaged in beating the daylights out of one another in the form of wrestling!
Don George stepped up into the ring and and spoke into the microphone. "Ladies and gentlemen, Pokemon from all around the world, why the *beep* did you come here today?!"
"TO WATCH POKEMON KICK SOME ASS!" roared the audience.
"That's what I thought," he said. "Let us meet the first two challengers who are in the locker room. Take it from here, Gabby."
Camera goes to females' locker room and is projected on large screen in arena...
"I'm Gabby (yes, the Hoenn Gabby) Smith live in the women's locker room where I am about to interview the first Pokemon challenger. So tell me about yourself. Where are you from, why are you competing for the prize of untaxed ¥500,000,000? Anything you like."
The camera turned towards the contestant it was...
"Hi, my name is Mew, and I am from San Francisco, California," said the ancestor of all Pokemon. "I wanna win the *beep* money so I can buy a *beep* load of cookies!"
"Interesting," said Gabby. "And for the next-"
"Bitch, I'm not through!" screamed Mew. "I want to buy a ton of clothes as well." Five seconds passed of silence. "Okay, now I'm through."
"The next question, what is your overall fighting style?"
"Hmm, let's see. I mostly use slaps and kicks; I'm not good with grapples, but I'm good on the turnbuckle," she added.
"I'll let you put on your outfit while I interview the next contestant," said Gabby. She went to the other side of the locker room and said, "So, miss..."
"Meloetta is the name, and don't forget it," said the Pokemon in her pirouette form. "I'm winning the money to pay for my own dance studio next to my downtown apartment in Miami! I'm not really a fighter, but I can execute some punches and whatnot when I'm mad!"
"There you have it, Don George. Back to you," said Gabby as she and Ty both left the locker room.
A few minutes passed and a man signaled a cue for music. It was "Mite Mite Kotchitchi" and Meloetta stepped out. She was doing a chorus line kick and spun around several times and made her way to the ring.
"You love her! You may hate her! Give it up for...Meloetta!" said Don George as she stood in a corner. She was wearing a tiny pair of black leather pants and a green halter top over her "dress".
"Allow me to sing a song to my competitor as she loses this battle," said Meloetta.
"And coming up in this corner is...Mew!" Mew entered the ring and was wearing a pink tutu with fairy wings!
"Oh, what the *beep* is this *beep*?" shouted Meloetta. "She's making fun of me wanting to open a dance studio!"
"Shut the *beep* up!" said Mew. "I was gonna wear this regardless of whom I was fighting!"
"Bring it on, bitch!" screeched Meloetta. The two tiny Pokemon who were fighting on the custom ring designed for short Pokemon met at the center. Meloetta began her attack by using a dropkick to Mew's legs, but the pink kitten was able to get out of the way in time. Mew did a knee drop and hit Meloetta's skinny white leg. She retaliated by using her quarter note-shaped hands and slapped Mew across the face.
Mew grabbed Meloetta and performed an Irish whip, causing the dancing Pokemon to rebound off the ropes. Mew attempted a clothesline, but Meloetta was able to do a cartwheel out of the way.
"They're both intimidating each other! This match is off to a great start!" said Don George and the audience began to scream in excitement.
Mew ran towards Meloetta, but Meloetta performed a roundhouse kick and Mew fell over.
"Bitch, that hurt!" screeched Mew and the audience laughed at her shrilly voice. "Shut the *beep* up! It isn't funny!"
"Come on, bitch, I'll do it again!" said Meloetta as she waved for Mew to approach her. Mew executed a sweeping kick and Meloetta fell down. Mew got on the turnbuckle and did a taunt by shaking her ass at Meloetta. Mew jumped off and did a hurricanrana (tilt-a-whirl head scissors throw) and slammed Meloetta hard. Mew got up flexed her skimpy pink arms.
"I'm about to bring you the ultimate pain!" she roared. The audience started laughing. "Why the *beep* are you laughing at me?!"
"Probably because they can't you seriously with that high-pitch voice!" said Don George as he resumed laughing.
"Shut up!" shouted Mew. She grabbed Meloetta's hair and yanked her up. She placed the dancing Pokemon upright and performed a superkick to the chin. "Sweet chin music, biatch!" Meloetta hit the canvas ring hard. Mew put her body on top of Meloetta and pinned her down.
"And she's going for the pin! One, two..." said Don George...
Hope you liked! Vote who you want to win! Also, have you seen that Pokken Tournament game that has Lucario vs Machamp? It'll also have Blaziken! It's going to arcades next year in Japan! Lucky!