Hi, Im Lewa Nuva, and Im posting this story. Please Review if you like it, and if you don't, I'm sending a whirlwind over to get you...

Sonic and Shadow: Mach 2 By Henry Myers

Chapter one A girlfriend by strong bad email

RING!RING!RING! Went the alarm clock, only to be stopped by a gloved black arm. "Shut it, stupid alarm!" said the arms owner, a black hedgehog with streaks of hair coming from his head. As you know, this happened to be Shadow the hedgehog. He got out of bed, shook himself straight, and waked into the bathroom. The credits come up and show Shadow doing his toiletries, and ALLSTAR by Smash mouth starts playing.

Shadow is brushing his teeth some body once told me the
World ain't gonna roll me. I
stick to the solution I had.
She was lookin kinda dumb with
her finger and her thumb in
the shape of an L on her fore
head....
Etc. He spit out and now combed his hair. He is now waking down stars only to find Sonic and Amy discussing their wedding plans. "Lets see... now, I have NO clue where to put anything. Do you, Sonikku?" said a confused Amy. "Umm," said her fiancée "lets just hire a decorator. Ok?" "Why not?" They kissed briefly on the lips, and went upstairs. Knuckles and Rouge, who had already been married, sat at the table discussing about what rocks are when they go into their phases. "Now, Sedimentary comes before... oh, hey Shadow" said a Bewildered Knuckles, "Lo" Shadow replied in response.

PAUSE

Now to let you know the ages Knuckles 26 Rouge 27

Shadow 25

Sonic 25 Amy 22

Tails 18 Cream 16

I will add Characters in later UN PAUSE "Soooo... have you found a girl that you like yet?" said exasperated Rouge. Shadow: no, not really, though it isn't hard to find a girl who likes me cause I'm "So darn handsome". Knuckles: well you need to find someone, or, you can be a bachelor. Shadow: Well, at the moment I'll keep trying, thank you very much. The only other people I can think of are sally and ebony, but sally is on mobius and ebony is who knows where. A voice upstairs called: Shadow, phone! Shadow: who is it now sonic? Sonic: Some guy named Strong bad Shadow: well, um, okay.

I picked up the phone and a voice said,

Hello? Look. If you don't answer I'm going to go let strong sad out of the dryer. Shadow: hi, this is Shadow. Strong bad: So you're the one taking away all my girls! Man, you're acting like Homestar when he gets out of the shower! Shadow: That name... Homestar... Wait, I've been to your website! You're the guy who says "holy crap" to often! Strong bad: so you know who I am and... oh wait! I got a email from one of my fan girls... and, wait...she wants to know if me AND you will go meet her... wants to see who is better. Shadow: well, ok! See ya later Strong bad: oh a wait. Oh! Holy crap!!!

Hoped you liked it, this is my second story, and it's better than the first which was total crap.

~Lewa