Okay Ron has something of Hermione's and won't give it back. So Hermione's like chasing him around the garden at the Burrow while Harry and Ginny are laughing. Hope you like it.
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The Big Fluffy Red Monster
Hermione: No Ron!
Ron: What? I just want to see how it feels.
Hermione: That's not at all proper, Ronald!
Ron: Stop being such a tight arse 'mione. Anyway are these even comfortable? How'd they supposed to work?
Hermione: That's besides the point, Ron, now give it back!
Harry: Run Ron!
Ginny: That's evil Harry (giggles)
Hermione: (breathing hard) Yes.. it is .. Harry! This isn't fuuny at all!
Ron: (laughing now too) Ha! You can't even can't even catch up! Can you?( laughing)
Harry: You guys are killing me, just give it back Ron! (shaking with laughter)
Ginny: Yeah this is completely mad Hermione! Ron it's really not proper! (sarcastically)
Hermione: (gives Harry and Ginny evil glares) Ron please (runs faster and hops over a bush) just give it back, Ron! Please!
Ron: (slows down, looks sorry) "Here 'mione, I'm sorry."
(Hermione stops and bends over to take a breathe. She walks up to Ron and as he hands her it she kicks him hard in his leg)
Hermione: " That's what you get you big furry red monster! (she starts running as Ron stops groaning in pain and chases her)
Ginny : (laughing her butt off) Oh my God! Hermione…. Ron.. HaHaHaa! (falls to ground clutching her stomach full of giggles)
Harry: (laughing too) "Way to go Hermione!"
Ginny: "Harry I thought you were on Ron's side? (still giggling)
Harry: "Nahhhh! Keeping it real for my girl! Go 'mione!!!"
(Ginny rolls on her back laughing) Ginny: "Your completely insane, Harry!"
(Harry smiles and bends down on the ground beside her and strokes her hair) Harry: "I'm just joking you know you're my one and only, Gin."
Ginny: "Ahhhhhhh… Harry that's so sweet! Your my one and only too love!"
(They both roll around together snogging on the grass.)
(Ron stops and looks at them rolling around together) Ron: "What are they doing?"
(Hermione walks up to him out of breathe and clucthes her side) Hermione: "What we're supposed to be doing, Ron."
(Ron turns to Hermione and grins, and he pulls her up and smiles) Ron: "You'd really mean that 'mione?
(Hermione nods then motions to him to come closer) Hermione: "Just kiss me now Ronald…"
Ron slowly tilts her head up and kisses Hermione softly. Hermione smiles into the kiss and they break apart. Ron grins…
Ron: "Can I please know what its for 'mione? Please?"
(Hermione signs slowly) Hermione: " Ron their for my monthly periods to soak up all my you know…."
(Ron's groans and makes a face) Ron: "Ewwwww 'mione! What didn't you just TELL ME? That's so gross!"
Hermione: " WHAT? I did tell you! .. You, you big fluffy red monster!"
Ron: That's not even a good insult for pete's sake, God!"
(Hermione turns red and once again kicks Ron, but this time in the shins)
Ron: "OWWWW! 'Mione Don't leave.. I was only jokin'!"
The End!!!
Hope you guys liked it! Loved Hermione in this, so violent! Well please review and give me comments on this story. (Good or Bad) Bye!!!!!!!