Hi, I came up with this story from a little argument I heard from my mom while she was on the phone with my father (and it wasn't very nice at all). In this story, Rapunzel and Eugene must break up a fight between two people, and you are not going to believe who the two people are.

Disclaimer: I don't own "Tangled" or its characters.

Alright…now that is over…on with the story!

Chapter 1

It was a peaceful night in the kingdom. Eugene was in the library reading his favorite book of all time, "The Tales of Flynnigan Rider". He also had Rapunzel lying on his lap and was softly snoring in her sleep. Pascal was trying to see the pictures in the book from Eugene's head, which was blocked by Eugene's hair. Everything was just peaceful. Until…

CRASH!

The noise startled Eugene, woke up Rapunzel, and scared Pascal. "What was that?" asked Rapunzel who was wide awake. The noise came again. "I don't know, but it sounds like it's coming from directly below us," said Eugene as he looked at his feet to find the source of the noise. "Let's go check it out," said Eugene as Rapunzel got off of Eugene and Pascal got on his usual spot on Rapunzel's shoulder.

They ended up in the soldiers' quarters and finally found the source of the crashing. They opened the door only to be greeted by a skinny vase thrown at them. "Look out!" exclaimed Rapunzel as she and Eugene ducked from the flying object that was hurled at them. They looked up and watched the argument from the couch in the room.

"And that's what I think of your mother's stinking vase!" exclaimed a familiar voice. It turned out to be the Captain of the Guard. He was enraged and probably more angry than usual. "Oh really? And that's how you want to treat me for not making dinner? I was busy James, get over it!" screamed a woman. The woman was stout and shorter than Rapunzel. She had dark brown hair, chocolate eyes, and was wearing a dark pink skirt, a white top that looked a lot like Eugene's white shirt that he wore with his favorite vest from his thieving days, and a pink button down vest. She also had brown high heels to go with it.

"I get home from a very busy day at work and I expect to come home and eat dinner since I hadn't eaten since 10:00 this morning!" exclaimed the Captain as he felt offended when she said "get over it". "And do you know what I think of you and your job?" asked the woman. "What?" asked the Captain? "This!" exclaimed the woman as she took the Captain's sword and flung it towards where Eugene and Rapunzel were peeking. "Ah!" Rapunzel and Eugene exclaimed as they ducked from the sword that nearly took their heads off. The Captain and the woman turned towards the couch to find the source of the scream. The Captain immediately recognized the scream. He knew it was the princess and Eugene who made that noise. What did they want? Were they spying on him? Why were they here?

"Rider, Princess, I know you're here so come out wherever you're hiding and show yourselves," said the Captain as he stared at the couch. Rapunzel, Eugene, and Pascal all rose up from the couch with their hands up for surrender. "Rider, you idiot! What are you and the princess doing here?" exclaimed the Captain. "For your information, we heard crashing and we came to investigate," said Eugene as his hands were still rose. "Well, now you know. Get out!" said the Captain. Apparently he wasn't playing games; especially with Eugene and the princess. "James! That is no way to treat the princess! I'm very sorry your highness, for the way my husband is acting," said the woman. "Whoa, whoa wait! Husband? You're married?" asked Eugene confused for a moment.

"Yes Rider, I'm married. Rider, Princess, this is my wife Janice. Janice, this is Rider and the princess," said the Captain sarcastically as he introduced one another. Rapunzel and Eugene were surprised. Rapunzel was happy the Captain was married. But Eugene thought different. He thought the only woman who loved the Captain was his mother. How'd she fall for him? Must've been drunk or maybe she has some loose screws because nobody loves the Captain. In fact nobody likes him either. Not even him, but that was from years and years of the Captain chasing after him.

"Okay, now the introductions are over, get out!" exclaimed the Captain. "Okay Captain, we'll get off your tail," said Eugene as he led Rapunzel out and they left the room, but they stayed and listened to the argument. "I can't believe how rude you were to the princess!" screamed Janice. "Hey, her and her boyfriend are nothing but trouble!" exclaimed the Captain. "You know what? Get out of here!" shouted Janice. "Fine!" shouted the Captain as he flipped the table in the room. He stormed out of the room as Janice screamed "Get out!" and hurled a wine bottle at the Captain. It missed and shattered into a million pieces.

This was the most violent thing Rapunzel ever experienced after experiencing Eugene's death. She thought marriages were all out them being happy and in love. Clearly, the Captain and Janice were the complete opposite of that. All they did was scream and yell at each other. Something had to be done.

So, what did you think? Did you like it? Dislike it? Review! What did you think of Janice? She is completely nice like Rapunzel (when she's not yelling and screaming at the Captain). I thought it would be interesting to have Rapunzel and Eugene break up a huge fight between the Captain and his wife. You can clearly see that the Captain and Janice are complete opposites. Sorry for the incredibly long update for those reading Visits from Royalty. I got caught up in schoolwork, new classes, blah, blah, blah. And also it's my birthday Sunday, so that pretty well got me caught up too. Well, adios for now!