Hey! This is Trinaluv33, but please just call me Trina! You will probably never see me write a message like this at the beginning of my story EVER AGAIN. So savor it while I feel like doing it! (Yes, I just realized that was a bit inappropriate, but truly it was not my intention!) I will occasionally write at the end of the chapter, though. So please, give reviews if you liked it and want me to continue it! Now, please. Enjoy my Office fanfiction, made specially for all of you!

"This'll be great fun!" Phyllis cried joyfully.

"Sounds kind of dangerous, Michael," Toby worried.

"Oh, just shut up, Toby! Stop runing all our fun!" Michael stared evilly at Toby.

"I don't know, Michael," Stanly said grumpily. "Floating around on a small, wooden bed doesn't sound like 'fun'."

"Please!" Michael scoffed. "It's a safari raft; everyone knows that!" A lot of arguments went up that none of them actually heard of it. "And besides, it's the safest way to travel in Africa!"

Angela sighed, annoyed. "We're not in Africa, Michael."

"Shut up, Angela! If Michael says we're going, WE'RE GOING!" Dwight shouted, trying hard to win favor points with the boss. Michael laughed nervously, embarrassed by Dwight's behavior.

"Okay, Dwight. Just calm down!" Michael chuckled nervously again. "Psh, what a wierdo."

"I'll have to pack my equipment-" Dwight rummaged through his desk, pulling out a huge overnight bag.

"Wh- what kind of equipment?" Andy wondered, alittle afraid of his co-worker.

"Oh, you know. Basic survival equipment: biscuits, water, pepperspray-"

"Pepperspray?" Jim asked critically. "On the water?"

"-Pepperspray, jacknife, gun, saw, etc. Nothin' much." Dwight said, with a carefree tone.

Jim shook his head disapprovingly. "Okay, first of all, you know you weren't supposed to have weapons in the office anymore-" Jim reminded him, backing away alittle.

"Oh, I know that!" Dwight responded, as if to say 'well, no duh sherlock!'. "I keep all my weapons in the trunk of my car."

Angela gasped, staring at him with unpronounced horror.

"What? You never know what could happen!"

"Hear me good, and hear me well. You are NOT aloud to bring any weapons, AT ALL, on this trip," Jim ordered, being the co-manager. "Did you hear me? None at all."

"Fine, but when the bears attack, there'll be no pepperspray to protect you this time." Dwight warned.

"Seriously Dwight? Bears, IN THE SEA?" Angela asked doubtfully.

"Don't tell me you've never heard of Sea Bears!" Dwight exclaimed, clearly astonished.

"Whatever, there's no such thing."

"There will be when they attack you, AND YOU'LL HAVE NO PEPPERSPRAY!"Dwight shouted.

Jim rubbed his temples, Angela crossed her arms, and Kelly left to go flirt with Ryan. Just another typical day at the Office.

So, what'd ya think? Please, please, PLEEEEEEEEEASE leave a review! Chapter 2 will be up soon if you liked chapter 1!