Disclaimer: I do not own the wonderful characters of LOVELESS (but believe you me I wish I did!) nor do I make any money with the writing and posting of this fic. All I do gain is self-satisfaction and reactions of friends.
Title: Kio's Revenge (Book 1 of a trilogy or quartet)
Rated: M (Some language, adult themes/jokes. Rating will go up.)
Summary: Poor Kio is battling hard to win Soubi's love. Only one thing stands between him and the seductive 20-year-old sex god – a 12-year-old boy named Ritsuka. Kio comes up with a plan that will leave him with all of Soubi's affection, but when Soubi gets wind of it, Kio better watch out! SoubixRitsuka, attempted KioxSoubi, small KioxRitsuka. Shounen-ai, yaoi, fluff, lemon, rape later on.
A/N: Hi! 'Tis I the beautiful and charming Lihrah! Good to meet you all! This is my first fanfic ever. I hope it turns out well. I've written before, but not a fanfic. The idea came one day in math when me and my good friend and Loveless/Dark/Yaoi fangirl squealing partner were passing notes. In just one little piece of paper we came up with ideas for a 3 book Loveless fanfic full of humor disturbingness and lots of fun. Chapters will be short ( XP I don't have much time to type) and will be updated irregularly but not too far apart. And I swear with my lifeblood that I will not leave halfway! If I do, you all have my permission to stalk me down and burn me with my computer. Now read this and review. If I get good enough responses, I will upload Chapter two! It's already written; I just have to type it.
Kio's RevengeChapter 1
That damn, perverted. pedophile, unquestionably seductive and sexy Soubi! How dare he dump my beautiful self for a – for a little girly boy?!
Kio's head screamed with such thoughts as he sucked his sucker. No, not that kind of sucker! What dirty mind do you possess? No, Kio was Stomping down the street scowling at innocent passerby. Soubi had turned him down once again.
Flashback
After the class, Kio had sidled up to the hot 20-year-old blond. Soubi was still working on his piece, so Kio snuck a look over his shoulder, reveling in their proximity.
"That's the most beautiful butterfly you've ever painted Sou-chan! Are you sure you don't like butterflies?"
"Kio, I've told you already. I despise them," Soubi replied in his sexy calm voice that made Kio's hair stand on end whenever he heard it.
"Did you make it for me Sou-chan? You are so sweet!" Kio wrapped his arms around Soubi's waist. And his firm strong abs…he thought.
Soubi turned his head to look at Kio. Their lips almost brushed and Kio shuddered. " No, it's for Ritsuka."
Kio felt as if the world had collapsed about him at the mention of the dreaded name. He buried his face in Soubi's back as he pretended to cry and proceeded with his usual argument whenever that name was mentioned.
"Sou-chan! Why do you date him? He's just a little kid who deosn't understand what a handsome adult like you wants in a relationship! What do you see in him that you don't in me?"
Soubi sighed inwardly. He'd been through this more times than he wished to count. He was getting slightly annoyed. None of the Fighter's true feelings showed on his face though. Instead, he smiled his little half smile and said, " Kio, you are my friend. Ritsuka is my life, my Sacrifice. Whatever he wants, I will do."
Soubi stood and took the butterfly painting under his arm.
"I'm going home. Please don't follow me, Kio." And with that he left before the other blond could ask him more.
End Flashback
Kio was now walking around downtown feeling miserable and jealous. He thought he might as well be drunk as well, so he headed for his favorite bar. But on the way, across the street, he saw the one person he least wanted to meet.