From the years 1976 - 1980
(Note: Not all episode titles will have a chapter)
Charades
Chapter 1
That '70s Pilot
Eric was frozen as lay on top of the Vista Cruiser. He didn't know where his life was
taking him, but he didn't like it very much. The gang just got back to their homes in Point
Place, Wisconsin when Donna just had to kiss him. Eric came to the sudden conclusion
that he was going to be in misery for the rest of his damn pathetic life if he kept trying to
be what everyone saw him as. He was either labeled the All-American everyman on one
hand or the standard Red-esque "Dumbass" on the other.
She kissed him and he had to pretend that he liked it.
He had to pretend he wanted to go the Rundgren concert. But after seeing the mechanic who
replaced the Cruiser's battery at the concert made Eric realize that life was too short for
such vagueness.
How could he explain things to Fez? When he couldn't even live the life he wanted? Be
with the person he wanted the most?
"Forman,"
"Hyde! You scared the Hell out of me. I thought you went home."
"I did, but Edna has another "Uncle" over so I thought I'd crash in your basement. Are Red
and Kitty still up?"
"The only light that is on is the porch light, so I don't think so."
Why did he have to come back?
Why?
"So…"
"So what?"
"What happened between you and Donna, man?"
Eric slid off the Vista Cruiser and almost fell, yeah, there was that label too: Eric the
Clumsy. Only when he was nervous. And hey, without anyone else around to partake in
the burn, Hyde didn't make fun of his friend for his awkward landing.
"She kissed me."
"Are you two officially a couple yet?"
"I don't want to talk about it."
They made their way to the basement as Eric fumbled for the light switch. Eric decided to
ignore Hyde and walk up the stairs, but then something internal made him turn around
and go back down the stairs as Hyde sat in his favorite white chair and turned on the TV.
"I'm so sick of lying." He whispered. "You don't have to say it back, and oh god, I want
to puke………I think I love you Steven Hyde…………"
And there was no thinking it, he really did have to throw up, Eric was so embarrassed
that he wished he was dead, he covered up his mouth as he ran up the stairs.
Eric brushed his teeth and decided there was no way he could go back down to the
basement. No way in Hell could face his best friend since grade school ever again.
There's no reason to assume that even he felt the same way. All he wanted to do was
throw himself on his bed and sleep forever. He jumped about five feet in the air when
Hyde was sitting at the foot of his bed. He looked different without his sunglasses on.
More handsome and slightly vulnerable.
"Stop scaring me!"
"Sorry about that. Close the door, man."
"I get it. You don't want to be my friend anymore. I totally get it."
"No, Forman, you don't get it," Hyde walked over to Eric and put his hands on his
shoulders, "Are you okay? Are you done being sick?"
"I'm fine."
"Then let me kiss you, Eric," it was much more satisfying than the kiss from Donna 30
minutes ago, "I've always wanted you…well I didn't know in what way until your 14th
birthday party."
It felt so good to get that revelation off his chest.
Eric slightly pulled away, his cheeks crimson.
"What?"
"Eric, do you think that you are the only one that has to pretend? When Edna started
saying Rachel from the grocery store was a queer lesbian, I knew I couldn't say a word. I
have uncles, real ones, not her boyfriends, that have beat up guys in bars for being gay
because god forbid, they didn't go to their own bar when they went out for the night. And
Kitty and Red, as great as your parents are…do you think they'd be supportive? Your
Mother…maybe. Red? I can see foots going in both our asses and it won't be pretty."
This was a very big speech for Steven Hyde; the only thing Eric could do was sit at his
desk and let him continue, "So you see? It stays here in your room. Not the basement, not
with the guys and Jackie and Donna around. I love you so much, Forman, that I'm going
to say something to you, that you cannot tell another soul, do you promise?"
"Yes…you have me worried, Hyde."
"Don't be. You're going to have to continue the charade with Donna. I'll date my usual
punk chicks, and then we'll meet up here at 2 a.m. It will be our regular time. I'll sneak
out your window and it just has to be that way. The world is a terrible place, Forman."
"Do I get a say in any of this?"
"You don't get it, man. You're too sheltered. You have to understand we can't be a
real couple, and I love you for thinking we could be boyfriends and it would be all
sunshine and flowers. It's not. But right now, we have this bed here, and your folks are
sleeping, and we can just cuddle, if you want."
Eric swallowed as he whispered, "I'd really like that, Steven."
Hyde turned off the light and was amused over the Spider-Man night light that gave the
room a candlelit appearing glow.
"You're all I want, Forman, but outside in the real world it's just not possible. You have
to see Donna tomorrow and move to the next level with her."
"I'll do whatever you want," it felt so good to be in his arms as Eric rested his head on
Hyde's chest, "I love you."
"I love you too, Eric."
5 a.m.
When Eric opened up his eyes and realized the gravity of the situation that he was indeed all alone, he clutched
the pillow that Hyde rested his head on just hours ago as he cried softly into it as to not disturb his sleeping
parents across the hall.
