With a new laptop comes me writing random fics in the middle of the night while snuggled in bed XD Its brilliant!
I dedicate this crackbunny to my awesome friend Terra, who gave me the idea when I told her I nicknamed my laptop 'Marik' (but mine is blood red, not purple like dear Bakura's :3)
Enjoy!
Bakura's New Laptop
It was unknown to most , but Bakura was better with technology than a lot of people thought. Sure, he may have blown up the odd microwave or six, and yes he did throw a knife at the TV, and perhaps he really didn't need to send that blender to the shadow realm, but the fact was he was pretty good with technology for an ancient Egyptian spirit. Computers especially.
Which is why one day the thief had stolen himself a rather fancy and state-of-the-art laptop. The moment he'd seen it, Bakura had to have it. It was sleek, shiny and purple, and from the logo on the front he knew it was a pretty decent computer. A business-type man had left it on his table in a café while getting a coffee refil, and Bakura had simply walked past and picked it up, with no one giving him a second glance as he sauntered out with it. There was simply a loud cry of 'What the fuck?' from the buisnesss man just as the glass doors shut behind him, and of course Bakura couldn't help but grin to himself.
Obviously the hard drive had to be wiped of any and all traces of the previous owner, which included a home video of the man and what was clearly a hooker. Which was strange considering Bakura could've sworn the man had been wearing a wedding ring when he saw him in the café. Either way, he forwarded it to his good friend Seto Kaiba (which, again, was unknown to most people that they actually got along) to use as blackmail, as he was also pretty sure the business man was a CEO of a rival company, but that was none of his buisness.
The fact the laptop was sleek, and shiny, and the exact colour of Marik's eyes and the old Ghoul cloak he used to wear led the Thief King to nickname his precious piece of technology 'Mariku', and he often found great amusement when plugging in various wires and cables. More often than not Bakura caught himself saying things like "Yeah, you like that, don't you Mariku?".
It just so happens that one time when he said that, the laptop's namesake had entered his room undetected and heard Bakura say that whilst plugging in the power cable. Smirking, he silently crept up behind the white-haired spirit and whispered into his ear "Do I like what, Bakura?", which of course made Bakura practically jump out of his skin and fall off his chair. Marik couldn't help but laugh at the embarassed/surpised look on his partner-in-crime's face.
"What the fuck are you doing here?" Bakura demanded, darting back up on his feet.
"I came to if you were up for some fun tonight," Marik raised an eyebrow, "But it seems you're rather busy molesting that poor laptop." He grinned at the ever growing annoyance visible on Bakura's face. "Wouldn't you rather molest me instead?" He asked, slinking his arms around the spirit's waist, chuckling at the blush creeping into the other's cheeks.
R+R, you get Millennium Rod shaped cookies 8D