This one-shot in my opinion is very OOC.
He sighs while lying back on the couch with his hands on his head. Trying to remember what his parents said when he played doctor with Sandy, a girl from pre-school, when he was six. You see today uncle Ian caught little Alex Rider playing doctor with Adam's, their neighbors, daughter. One minute he left Alex in the sand pit with Rachel then the next he see a fully naked six year old with a little girl asking what that weird dangling thing on his undies-part is.
Ian had a heart attack not knowing what to do. This is his first time at parenthood and hopefully his last. His brain was at going a mile in a second as his thought through what he had to do.
I can't tell him about sex yet nor birth, HIS TOO YOUNG! Ahhh! How do I explain this to him? That taking you clothes off in public is bad. But why is it bad though? No. NO time to think about why human react in certain ways and beliefs. Still little Alex is grown up and already getting girls. No Teenage pregnancy is not what I need at the moment. Why am I thinking about pregnant 6 years old in the first place! OH YEAH Alex. Little girl. Naked. Confused.This is what ran through his head while he froze in shock in front of the little kids. Unfortunately for him, Rachel's mum just happened to come at this moment.
"YOU SICK PERV! GET YOU BOY OFF MY DAUGHTER!" She screeched. The one thing was, it was Alex laying down being 'operated on', so technically she is supposed to get off him, Ian thought bitterly. "AND YOU WATCH MY CHILD AS THEY TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF, YOU DISGUSTING SICK PEDOPHILE"
She continued to yell at the two males, causing Alex to start crying. This broke Ian's last straw, causing him to snap.
"Excuse me but please telly your daughter to get off my nephew" Ian spat icily. "Can you please keep your loud annoying obnoxious mouth from MAKING ALEX CRY"
"Alex put clothes on NOW! We are going"
Thinking back to that moment Ian shook his head in disbelief that him, a great spy for the M16, lost his temper at a biased annoying lady.
Getting up to prepare lunch, Alex ran into the room. His clothes were still disheveled from hastily putting his clothes on. Ian stared at the kid, it felt like he was looking at a younger version of his older brother. He sighed remembering the day he found out John and Helen died and that Alex was under his guardianship.
"Alex, girl and boys have different privates", Ian started, knowing that someday this would of happened, might as well just telling Alex now. "And the reason some people called our genitals privates is because they a private, personal and are not to be shown in public"
Alex nodded, even though he was confused.
"Uncle Ian, What are genitals?"
Ian sighed.
Well this is my first fan-fic ever. If you see any grammar, spelling mistakes contact me. And constuctive critisim is welcomed.
Ahh...
Hallowheart