I was watching TV and this idea just popped in my head…..don't really know why since I was watching NCIS. But anyway…
Disclaimer: don't own Naruto characters.
-Our sister might not be the best mopper.
"Umm Temari... You were suppose to mop the floor. Not drown it." Kankuro said looking at the ankle deep water he currently stood in.
"it looks moped to me" she said an annoyed look on her face.
-she may not be the best duster.
"Temari can you help me finish dusting the den" gaara asked
"sure. Just stand back." she agreed taking her fan off her back. "Whirlwind jutsu!" a blast of wind Bolted through the den knocking the books and pictures off the shelves and walls and moving some of the furniture.
Gaara sighed "was that necessary?"
"What? It's quicker than regular dusting. And it was more efficient." she Shrugged.
-she may not be the best mother at times.
"How do I make this thing shut up!?" Temari exclaimed holding Toma, a baby of one of the villagers who they had been assigned to watch as far away from her as possible.
"I don't know just make it stop crying!" Kankuro yelled walking out the room.
5 minutes later
"I can't Believe she got him to stop crying" Kankuro told gaara as they walked into the room where they had left Temari.
"I kno-. What did you do to him?" gaara questioned Temari seeing the baby.
"I made him stop crying... Or at least made it so we couldn't hear him" Temari explained. Showing them the baby which now had a blanket wrapped around its head.
-she may not give you future daughters the best advice.
"But what if he doesn't like me?" Mei a small girl at the academy asked.
Temari smiled "them you kick him in the nuts as hard as possible multiple times until he agrees to go with you on a date or until he cries.
-and she definitely may not be the best cook.
"We know we may get on your nerves but are you seriously trying to kill us?" gaara asked Temari poking at the brown stuff that sat in his bowl.
"It's Zazamushi" I made it special for today.
Kankuro nearly gagged poking his "what the heck! It just moved!"
"Really... I was sure I cooked it all the way..." she voiced out loud
"exactly what is Zazamushi?" gaara inquired.
"Well it's thee name for aquatic insects that inhabit gravel beds in rivers. It not a single variety of insect, but is a catch-all name applied to the larvae of insects that live at the bottom of rivers. I wasn't exactly sure how it would taste... But I
like making unique dishes." Temari explained
*Boom Crash clang.* Temari and gaara look over to where Kankuro was sprawled out on the floor passed out after taking a bite while listening to Temari's explanation.
"I'll go get ramen you throw that stuff out" Gaara stated leaving
-so in all she probably won't be the best wife in the world. But she will be the best wife she can be. And you are lucky to have her.
-your new brother in laws
Gaara and Kankuro no Sabaku