Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma 1/2
This is going to be a lot of chapters of one-shots. So, without further ado, chapter one:
Ranma was a boy. A regular big-headed, food-slurping, insult-throwing, female-attracting jerk-faced boy.
Akane sighed. Another mundane day had passed.
Happosai running rampage throughout the halls of Furinkan, flinging the skirts of any unexpecting girl up, Ranma following behind closely, trying to catch the little perv.
Akane's posture deflated as she slumped futher into the pool of steaming water. When had she gotten used to living such a crazy life?
Of course, things had never been normal for her. Living in Nerima, life never had the chance to be anything but wacky. Not with the residents.
First there was Kuno, full of narcissism, loaded with cash, and obsessed with trying to win over Akane, no matter how useless his attempts may be.
Then there was his sister, Kodachi. She shared these similar traits with him, although it was Ranma she chased. And her attempts worked alot better, and she was faithful to that one person, unlike her undecisive brother, torn between Akane and female Ranma, his 'pig-tailed goddess'. But she was also a phycopath, determined to mercilessly crush any love rivals, ready to capture Ranma Saotome with a swift move of sleeping powder covered roses or paralysis powder in a home-cooked meal. Whatever the weather, her insane plans almost never failed.
Amazon Shampoo, Ranma's self-decided fiancèe, smashed through walls, even right beside doors. A strong sixteen year old, babbling broken english and being, in Akane's eyes, a total bimbo. Come on, she doesn't even attend Furinkan high school. Has she even been to school? She knows no boundries of winning her man.
Ukyo Kuonji. Okonomiyaki chef, promised a life-long relationship with her 'Ranma-honey', Ukyo's tried alot to get his attention, but he sees her as a friend because he thinks of her as a guy. He always thought she was one up until recently, anyway!
Akane ran her fingers through her hair. She knew, no matter what happened, she shouldn't be surprised, but, somehow, it always shocked her that things could go to a futher extreme.
"The only good thing about Ranma is that those stupid morning fights for a date have stopped." Akane mumbled to herself, stepping out of the bath.
As she wrapped the towel around herself, Akane noticed that it had been awfully quiet for a while. All noise had seemed to drift away. "Bwee!"
P-Chan? Akane wondered.
"Get back here, Ryoga!" Ranma's voice followed the angry pig's cry.
The door was flung open, the pig jumping swiftly into Akane's arms, snuggling into chest.
Of course, Ranma followed suit, skidding in to abruptly stop, Akane distracting him from thinking. "Errr..."
"RANMA!" Akane's anger flared up as he stared at her extremely exposed body.
Ranma's face was hot from the blood that rushed to his cheeks, now flushed, when he realised just where his gaze was set.
He bounded out of the room, Akane hot on his tail...
This literally just came into my mind, so I wrote it and here is the outcome of some unplanned, spontaneous writing!