Another product of writing in the middle of the night. This is for fanfic100 over on LiveJournal.
I just had to write a Truth or Dare fic at some point XD Also, I tried to stray from my usual pairings for this.
A Brilliant Game
Marik decided that Truth or Dare was one of the most random, strange and brilliant games the mortals had invented. There was nothing more amusing than watching people do the stupidest dares, and revealing their darkest secrets for the entertainment of others. He'd heard of the variant of the game which you had to spin a bottle and whoever it landed on was asked truth or dare, but the Egyptian preferred it without (Spin the Bottle was a whole other game anyway).
Somehow a group of them had gathered together in Ryou and Bakura's house to play the game. Someone had brought a crate of beer, and within an hour or so of drinking the dares had gotten more daring and the truths had gotten more perverted. Jou was sprawled out on the floor with Yugi straddling him and leaning against his raised knees (Which he was dared to do early on in the game for the rest of the night). Ryou was snuggling with Yami, randomly nibbling at his neck and ear, making the ex-pharaoh giggle in a rather out-of-character way (they knew from previous experience that Yami was very giggly when he was tipsy). Malik had his hands buried in Otogi's loose hair (another dare had been for the gamer to let down his usually tied back hair), causing the boy to emit an odd sort of purr. While Marik himself had a half naked Bakura on his lap wearing hotpants and high heels as dared to by Ryou (he wasn't even restraining himself, he was openly molesting the white-haired thief).
"Bakura, truth or dare." Yugi asked, slapping Jou's hands away from his beer.
"Truth, I'm too lazy for a dare right now." Bakura grinned drunkenly, his head lolling back against Marik's shoulder.
"Awh, spoil sport." Yugi somehow pouted and smiled at the same time. "Fine. Where's the weirdest place you and Psycho have done the nasty?"
"Done the nasty?" Malik raised an eyebrow. "What the fuck have you been watching Chibi?" The question earned him a TV remote thrown in his direction.
"Wierdest place? I don't know." Bakura turned to the blonde he sat on. "We've screwed everywhere."
"In a pyramid." Marik said, although he didn't think that was the weirdest place.
"In the school toilets." Ryou added, delicately sipping his drink.
"On Isis's bed." Malik cringed with a shudder.
"In a graveyard." Bakura smirked proudly.
"Ok, that's the weirdest." Jou told him, Yugi agreeing with a nod.
"Nah, I'd think in the tomb of Pharaoh's daddy." Marik grinned, causing Yami to visibly pale and look rather ill.
"WHAT?!" He shrieked, Ryou quickly calming him down
Bakura just cackled and slumped further down in Marik's loose embrace. "Yeah, that's it. Pharaoh-daddy's tomb. Was that before or after we robbed it?"
"Before, but after we'd found the sarcophagus and danced with his mummified remains." The spikey blonde told him, nuzzling his wild hair.
An empty beer bottle was promptly smashed over his head by the former pharaoh.
R+R for... beer?