Miranda is my favourite programme ever, so I decided to write something about her, so here goes! Please leave your comments! I might do another Miranda 'Shortie' if this goes well with you!
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So Mike and Gary proposed to me. I was shocked like I was when that dog one Strictly. Oh, was it Britain's Got Talent? Never mind! It was like choosing whether to have a Victoria Sponge, Lemon Tart or Chocolate Gateau for pudding. You want them all but you can only choose one. Or none. Usually one. I properly love Gary, whereas Mike is more of a friend than a boyfriend. I can't keep pretending I can cook and clean when I can't. My annoying mother Penny cooks meals for me and passes them through the window when Mike goes to the loo or spots a heron on the sub-urban streets of Surrey picking through the litter and I get Stevie my little Oompa-Loompa friend to clean for me. My posh totty friend Tilly even picks out my clothe son the day I am seeing Mike! It was, what I call, Mortifying.
So, I said yes to... GARY! Oh, I am ecstatic! I have already got my wedding dress which makes me look like a pavlova, but I don't mind! I'M Getting MARRIED! NEXT WEEK!
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Today is the big day! I got a horse drawn carriage to the church where Stevie was my bridesmaid and dropped a ring down the drain so we had to use Penny's, Clive was a pageboy and split his trousers when he did a gymnastic routine at the service. So me and Gary are properly married! Now to the reception! Guess what theme we have chosen... STAR TREK! The hotel where the reception was 'The Frog on the Lilly pad' which is a weird name if you ask me. It should be called Kiosk. That is a MUCH better word!
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Gosh that was embarrassing! I broke wind when I was dancing, tripped over my train fell into Gary who I fell over and went SPLAT into the cake! Oh, it was horrible! Penny dashed out in embarrassment and the worst thing was I got featured in the news by Mike as the 'Married Miranda Meringue!'. I am NEVER getting married again! Luckily I dont have to, because i am already married! Such fun!
So there, that's it! My Miranda 'Shortie!' Thanks for reading!